Just as long as those are plastic knives or sporks they're rumbling with.

Zank you, doktorr.

Hey, hey, HEY! Jon Stewart is a SACRED COW, 'round these parts, ya' hear? He'd NEVER stoop to doing such a thi—— aw, crap, your right.

Oh yeah? Well you try finding out where the medi-weed, $10 psychics and strip clubs are in your USA Today, fool!

YOU WERE A TOMATO! A tomato doesn't have logic! A tomato can't move!

This music makes me feel like slippin' on my corduroys, brushin' my facial hair and drivin' in my '78 Firebird with my babe to a picnic out on a meadow somewhere.

I think a gay wrote this article. 'Dem gays! Always makin' mountains outta' mole hills!

Yes, technically, except for Cee Lo.

And while we're on the subject of what's missing, may I recommend an Inventory of Useless Cameos in film, with Sarah Silverman's appearance in the 2011 version being near the top.

Miss Tracy, prepare the standard 'Rich and Famous' contract for Kermit the Frog and Company.

Theeese feelm honors you, Shidoshi.

Ripley as a last name gives one license to rip 'em freely.

This list Was (Not Was)

I'm not afraid. Or constispated.

Stop me if you think you've heard this one before, but you two quibblin' pansies are gonna' die someday, ya' hear?

Stop me if you think you've heard this one before, but you two quibblin' pansies are gonna' die someday, ya' hear?

…he's a MEXI-CAN, ok?

Yeah, who are these people in that pic, an angry PTA lynch mob or something???

Yeah, who are these people in that pic, an angry PTA lynch mob or something???

A guy I worked with once sent out a mass email with that after he resigned. It was number one with a bullet on the Hot 100 Analogy Billboards of 2002!