you betta' thank!

you betta' thank!

'Who's The Man' isn't terrible, but it's more of a Whodonut than a Whodunnit

'Who's The Man' isn't terrible, but it's more of a Whodonut than a Whodunnit

fuh-fuh-fuh-fuh-fuh-fuh-fuh-fuh-fuh-fuh funny

take THAT, PBS!

Tell me about this new song you just released. Can you sing it for me? I haven't heard it. Yeah. C'mon.

fugly solded her choat and teared her smarms? not on my watch!

No, it's a gay one.

Robin Roberts just smugly folded her arms and cleared her throat.

This woman forced millions of wishy-washy, foot draggin' men trapped in bad relationships to put a ring on it and eat engagement chicken forever.

F the Gentlemen's F! This is an effin' F!!!

I've always wondered why, after making Beetlejuice together, Tim Burton didn't consider Alec Baldwin for Batman '89. I liked Keaton, but c'mon, just look (and listen to) the guy back then…

We need a Time Machine to revitalize the career of Orlando Jones!

Tina Weymouth back in the day… what I consider fun, natural fun.

I never gave 30 Rock a fair shake, despite the constant gushing I had heard about it throughout the years. All dem white women in my office caintz be wrong!

Janeane Garafolo also lobbied hard for the role but nobody believes she loves America.

'Thomas Lee' would like a word with you - OUTSIDE!

the director was the indian dude from SHORT CIRCUIT, who had a long time relationship with Michelle 'ELVIIIIIIIIRA!' Pfeiffer. BTW, her womb is sooo polluted.

Well, when all the current action stars are lining up for that live action 'Friendship is Magic' flick directed by Chelsea Handler, the mothballs are gonna' be bustin' loose!