But we unleashed a lion. Gnashed his teeth. And bit the recess lady's breast!

John Candy drumming them on the hood of his Jeep Wrangler at the bear dump. 'Now we'll see some bears!'

Oh, if only the Paul Lynde Show had lasted long enough to evolve… what could have been?

shoulda' been numero uno, cuz the flapple in the dapple, then the child wants the whizzle inna gizzle, and the wife was all BLAH, with the hippin' and the hoppin'…

YOLO, know whattum' saaaang?

my incubus hooba stanks.

I was impressed by some of the action in the new Total Recall and thought the production design was neat-o. This might be my new 'Chronicles of Riddick'.

where's COSBY????

Some dirty albino popped outta' the ground and offered me a Zagnut yesterday. Co-inky-dink???

CG Shirley Hemphill

A scene just like the last one in 'ROSEMARY'S BABY', set in a Cartoon Network executive boardroom, where everyone in the room begins to chant 'HAIL FLUTTERSHY! TESTOSTERONE IS DEAD! HAIL PINKIE-PIE!'

Photo Caption Contest: 'Promoted to sin eater, congratulations. I remember when I was a young priest for this company. I used to call the father funny names. "Padre Pedo." "Chester." Once I even called him…"Bene-dick." But there was always respect. I always knew where the line was drawn. And you just stepped over it,…

So do I sneak into this after seeing Les Miz, wait for the bit torrent orrrrr… what?

Werewolf!
THERE wolf. There castle.

Hal Needham? I see 'THE FORCE' meshing better with 'MEGAFORCE'

Hal Needham? I see 'THE FORCE' meshing better with 'MEGAFORCE'

The following took place before Truth or Consequences, N.M., How Do You Know and Tiptoes.

No love for 'I Am Legend'? I saw it in a half empty theater with an awesome sound system late one night and it made me unload Seven Pounds in my Bagger Vance's. Made this madman lose his damn mind in the West.

No love for 'I Am Legend'? I saw it in a half empty theater with an awesome sound system late one night and it made me unload Seven Pounds in my Bagger Vance's. Made this madman lose his damn mind in the West.

BOP! Bozadee-bozadee BOP! Zitty BOP!