As long as it's not fudge swirl I think you're fine.

Chico, I think you're overthinking it - you're wondering whether it would be a GOOD IDEA to kiss someone that's just been working your Albert Pujols with their tongue.

Toaster! What up hotness? That is a sweet crumb-tray handle you've got there. I'd like to give you a Maillard reaction, if you know what I mean…winkety wink wink…

"…so go forth and continue your aimless walk into oblivion - together."

Scotteb, you are a genius. I appreciate your strategic yet highly pragmatic approach to life and love, and I would like to subscribe to your monthly e-newsletter.

We want them to be nice, personable drunken sluts.

How? How much closer to burny water can you get?

I like Jay Mohr best when he guest-hosts the Jim Rome radio sports talk show. He's better than Rome himself, which admittedly isn't saying much. That's also true of the Sklar Brothers.

I'm gonna guess that the movie has a plotline back in the present day/real world, that there are some scientists or friends or government types looking for them or some shit like that. He could be in that part.

I'd say Pan's Labyrinth is better, and by quite a lot. It's not fair, though - Pan's Labyrinth was not trying to appeal to the early-elementary school set. Coraline's vizuals are more dazzling, on the whole, but I thought the story in Labyrinth was tighter, it earned it's thematic punch. Coraline ends kind of…

A friend moved to the Bay Area and told me I needed to get out there too - the wine, the golf, the smoke, the food, the beautiful, liberal people, etc. I did some research and realized that I'd only be able to afford something between a refrigerator box and a tool shed as living space. Holy freaking fuck is that…

2onnie 2arko. No…that actually works too much.

Salton Sea was pretty good.

I can dig the Jaco Pastorius recognition. Although he was a legendary fuckup in real life, he sure knew how to make that bass guitar sound amazing. IMO anything he was part of couldn't be entirely terrible.

Dangit, I KNEW I should have got that screen capture.

Ain't none of em no Spice World.

There should be nothing that BEING THERE ane CANNONBALL RUN have in common.

Never saw it, AncientChineseSecret, so, doesn't count. And I'm sure he sucked hard enough in "And the Band Played On" to make up for whatever he did in that movie.

The best movie to cover Vietnam movie ever. Apocalypse Now and Platoon would be the only other contenders, but I don't t think it's a tough call. It's R. Lee Ermey's very reason for existing, Vincent D'Onofrio's best work, and the only thing Matthew Modine doesn't suck in.

Dang you, Perfectly Cromulent, stealing my My Bodyguard trivia thunder…but I can honestly claim that I came by that info honestly - I was watching the flick again a few years ago, I believe it was on HDmovies or AMC or something, and there they were, just kid faces in the crowd during on of the fight scenes.