Oh wait OHHHH wait I see what you were talking about. Oh, the cinnamon version is best. Definitely the cinnamon. They're all good. Such an underrated cereal.

I loved Life. I never EVER settled for the business route out of gate, though, I went for broke, tried to get the doctor or lawyer salaries. Sometimes you ended up with teacher money, and you did take the long way so that hurts, but, you know, it's a long game and you can make it up with some good spins.

You know, people, it really wasn't even a decapitation per se. It was more of a "chopped in half on the bias like a human carrot being prepped for a Kung Pao Chicken recipe." The blade went through him shoulder-to-waist. Sure, if you want to get technical, his head was separated from his body, but calling that a…

As it turns out the doctor WAS his mother - she was a WOMAN DOCTOR!

Ah, Antioch grads. You really can't get that smell out, can you Antioch grads? You were dirty, dirty hippies, Antioch grads, weren't you.

Agreed, mgmt. Been a Guest fan since the SNL season with him, Martin Short, Harry Shearer, Billy Crystal, Randy Quaid et al. Dude's a genius, respect it and move along.

Well. Now I'm going to read the Winkler interview.

I know you've been ducking me, von Salsa. Come take your medicine. Your flightless, Antarctic-dwelling medicine.

Wait! All this time you were telling us something? What is it, boy? Huh? Billy's stuck down the well?

I laughed a few times. Solid B. A lovely little throw-away trifle.

Did any0ne here know that Ace Frehley, the Kiss guitarist wih the silvery face paint that is characterized on Family Guy as the semi-retarded one, once had a spin-off band from Kiss called "Frehley's Comet?" The name is a pun on the astronomical phenomenon known as Halley's Comet, famous for only returning to Earth…

I'd rather pay $20 to eat real big fish. Now, set up a supergroup called "Reel Big Fishbone," aw yeah baby, with Angelo Moore up there? Now you got a stew going.

As a child of acrimonious divorce in the late 70s early 80s I avoided and will always avoid "Kramer vs. Kramer.

The Indians comment reminded me that I cry at the end of "One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest." Big Chief, the angel of mercy and then discovers himself and sets himself free. WOW. That's a wallop of an ending for me.

Kyle, when you discover the truly evil meaning of your existence, please have the courage to commit suicide in a suitably painful, slow and horrific way. This can be your only chance at any sort of redemption.

Joeshitteragman, "A Wonderful Life" nails me every Christmas eve. It's movie for men, and especially dads, to cry to. Life has a way of sapping one's gratitude for it; the drudgery, bad luck, the seeming pointlessness after you've worked hard and sacrificed for so long. I watch that movie with a little buzz on, my…

Once you go Phel, any other broad's hell.

I left my cake out in the Chocolate Rain. It still got ruined.

FLEURY IN YOUR FUCKING NIGHTMARES, PHILLY!!

AJFA is no way perfect. Puppets and Lightning are perfect.