Chico, you could join me and we could be the Statler and Waldorf of the concert.

The trip from wrestler to steriod addled, mentally broken corpse is also an open highway.

Aaron Eckhart would make a good Face.

Though not quite as popular as "Roxy Music's Brian" Eno, "PGA's Ernie" Els, or "Famous Architect" Eero Saarinen.

I'd take the cast Striking Leno Writer posits. That would be something. Though they'd have to tweak the theme music - alter the original theme, that loud, patriotic fanfare, into something with a killer funk groove, lots of bongos and wah-wah effected guitar.

Jungle Love…
OH-WEE-OH-WEE-OH!!
I think I wanna know ya - KNOW YA!!
Jungle Love…
OH-WEE-OH-WEE-OH!
I think I'd like to show ya - SHOW YA!!
How I can fit these knitting needles in your kneecaps.

Ashamed of cleanliness and consideration for other users of the computer? If wiping up your spooge is wrong, I don't want to be right.

Listening to Garrson Keiller while driving is dangerous if you are at all sleepy or prone to napping. Thank god for those rumble strips on the shoulders of highways, or I'd be a goner thanks to him. Not that it's boring, it's often very entertaining, but that voice…it's like audio Ambien.

Come on, NPR's distinctive voices are one of the things that make it so great! You've got Joanne Silberner's mucousy "I need to swallow something" tone, Sylvia Poggioli's breathy, sexy-ass Italian aaccent, Andrei Codrescu's thick eastern European thing, Nina Totenberg's reedy intellectualism, Corey Flintoff's…

I guess this is what passes for a bangable male on this site. It's an embarassment of riches for the guys, slim picikins for the ladies.

And don't forget Tech Nation, that's also pretty sweet at times.

I don't even _like_ cars, I hate the fact that I have to own one, but I must go along with the "Car Talk" love. Click and Clack are de rigeur if I happen to be in the car on Saturday at 10 or Sunday at 1.

Lovecraft in Brooklyn, you are spot on in your supposition. When he died I started re-reading everything of his, and it's been an odd combination of fascination and ongoing mourning. It's just a terrible, terrible loss. When I was in college in the early nineties, I _liked_ literature but never "fell in love" with…

I've always had an axe to grind about the self absorption of the Boomers, and reading Wallace's review I sort of confirmed a nascent impression I got when reading Updike that he was an expression of that narcissism. However, one must, if grudginly, admit that he was at worst a master of the English language, perhaps…

And when it was all said and done, it appeared that "cutting off her skull" as they called it didn't have any long term ill effects. They just put the hat back on, punched a few rivets in there and everything was A-OK. It looked like she had a couple layers of gauze on it. What was the big deal?
They overstated the…

I thought Cuddy's tight riding pants/high boots combo more than made up for the bangs. But I've been banging this drum week after week on this forum - Jennifer Morrison is the prettiest girl on TV bar none. I'm particularly fond of her latest hair style, that sandy blonde color with the flowing length.

There is no greater Python fan than I, but I will still admit that much of it has not stood the test of time. That's the thing with comedy, even the best of it goes stale eventually. They've been playing Flying Circus episodes on BBC America, and I've been DVRing them. I enjoy it, but it's more of a sentimental…

Have you seen him on TV? He does a movie trailer show and an interview show on HDNet. He comes across a little hoighty-toighty, a little "smarter than thou" but it's not egregious. "Asshole" might be a bit strong.

GOdzilla, I will humor you even if Snape won't. I agree that Nirvana is far overrated. I'll go so far as to say that Cobain wasn't even the best songwriter or guitarist in his own band. I don't love the Foo Fighters, but I would opt to listent to them over Nirvana any day.

WAY too difficult of a movie for the Academy. Never had a fart's chance on Lake Michigan.