Das Foods.

@ Carlos

Didn't 'Born in the USA' (his 'Arc of a Diver') come out 25 yrs. ago?

You win, Acro! I actually do refer to her as a walking liquid crystal display - and only you were actually clever enough to pick up on it.

Delinnnnneate.

Oh shit, Quirk - Learnedy.

My last and most obvious…
"I finally got myself a real cowboy. "
"Well, I finally got myself a real lady."

@Bob

Slingblade?
"We've had a hard life too, momma."
"I play cards with J.D. Shellnut - chief of PO-lice!!"
"Don't be such a pussy Vaughn, we all gotta work tomorrow."

It's in the accent.
My old roomate (circa 1992?) was really into Steven Seagal movies - I know, I know. But the trick to those quotes is hearing the fake Italiamerican accent interpreted by us southerners. Like casting Sam Elliot as Santito Corleone. Plus the villian Screwface let us work on our Jamaican chops.

"Your suffering will be legendary." Gets thrown around at my job alot.

Will.i.am IS the new Bob Dylan - in front of a camera.
They had to cut the scene in Wolverine where he reads the canned goods, then Danny Huston shoots the Alabama Leaning Man while Patrick Stewart blames him for the B.M. in his trousers. Look for it on Blu-Ray.

Can't fault Sugartits. Didn't 100 million people vote for this fucking thing? Sorry people - that's news, bad news, shit news, but anything 1/3rd of the population participates in is gonna be NEWS.

The real reason our economy is suffering: Every post Idol morning, at least 80% of my co-workers spend the first 2hrs. discussing this shit.

How about another 'hick shit hole' resident adding the colloquial
YEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAW!

But they do make a tasty burger.

Asheville, NC.

Where's the brevity?
Banana? Isn't it quicker to type Dick?

Well not to the degree of the 'ex', so maybe while Mom was a dick farmer; proportionately, that would make the wife more of a dick plantation owner.

Oh…THAT Buddy Cole. Thanks for the parenthetical clarification.