Actually, Frito, it's easier with momma gone. In my case.

My traditional marriage
Was ruined by my wife's dick farming. My sister's marriage - by her husband's stomping her ass. My mother's 3 divorces are a mixture of the above.

Just wanted to add that in spite of my Dr. Spock of Doom bullshit advice, my responsibility as a parent is the greatest joy in my life.

Hang in there Frito - it'll get much worse. YOU will have to decide whether to parent from within or without. As a single Daddy of a 14 yr. old girl, I would recommend the former - my daughter 'hates' me right now, but I don't give a shit.

Bassogynist
Pissing on the side of wall and playing bass - leave it alone ladies.

The whole mosaic quality at first made it appear that he grew a 'fro.

Choo - should - be - MIYIYIYINNNE!!!

That was his description of an all too familiar climax…he's been watching me again.

B-

nitpicking
The property values in GreensBORO NC just jumped due to the esoteric spelling Borough. Folks'll haveta start paving their dog lots now.

Catfish Hunter>Tom Selleck> John Stossel

Gotta start digging deeper - I didn't mean to stand on this post's dick above.

Wilfred Brimley (sp?) edit.

That picture at the top
Did Tom Hanks just find out that Anakin killed younglings?

The review makes this sound like it's based on a 'Choose your own Adventure' book - those things were Weekly Reader crack-cocaine when Wes Hightower was a wee outlaw.

Better than watching him toss a salad.

The Last Seduction vs. Amelie in a cage match!!

Doesn't matter much to Rev.
As long as she spread.

R. Kelly
or as it's now known - Dark Tower for girls!

Nice story Airbag…I was a projectionist when this came out, so your yarn is familiar, but one thing about it kept bothering me.