It takes two of them to find a crotch.
My original post already contained the euphemism that they're chuckling about…Baldwin=bald one - get it ladies?

I'm glad. I would feel like more of a tool for not minding my beeswax, but I don't think there's any more room in the shed with AD hanging around.

Sorry, Bastion, believe me this hurts me more than it hurts you - but if you were nicking at Komrad Trollsky for using ITS as a possessive, he/she was right.

Goddamn I love my redneck town.
No smoothie shops.
No Baldwins. Unless you count pianos and organs.

Say, does anyone know where I can go to get VALUABLE advice on to how to conduct himself in a difficult situation?

Cash the check and hold the tongue.
Here's some fodder.

52 pickup was pretty good too. Vanity(actress not deadly sin) always had the ability to make my pants tight.

"…what these girls do is: Friggin' Hard."

I heard it was written for Don Johnson and Willem Dafoe.

Going(?), Sugartits?

Maybe she should go to hell….

I killed a guy…with a Trident.

Weeping for the music.
Saw a 'where are they now' type show on child actors a while back - without fail, the stories were all the same: Hiatus:Bankrupt:Smack Addict:Molested:Rehab:Molested:More Smack:Rehab again…

So there we sat at the Korova Milkbar making up our rassoodocks what to do with the evening. My brothers were sipping on milk + stevia, while I kopated my moloko with miraculin.

@ Isaac

Had my third in Sept. '08. None since then.
I almost didn't add 'Da Bears!' - but couldn't resist.

Stick to your guns Nate. The price of white trash luxury items doesn't factor in. I don't know about your state, but cigarettes are 4.50 - 5.50 a pack here, yet I know people that still consume multiple packs a day.

Yep - i'm like the Harry Potter of diabetics.

Go Sucrose or Go Suckoff
Had my first heart attack back in '06 - my blood sugar was 980 - it's like your heart trying to pump Mrs. Butterworth's.
But for some reason, everyone brought me Sugar Free candy during my recovery. DO NOT fuck with that stuff. They may have the taste close to normal, but 'There Will Be…

I also keep seeing something called a 'Juicy Oozer' in the above pics.
Hope that's as tasty as it sounds.