Weird. Me and my friend were just talking about this the other day.

Jack has a selfless side of himself - especially in regards to his friendship with Liz - that Trump could never even fathom, let alone replicate convincingly.

Bill O'Reilly's never apologized in his life.

And @oddfuturewolfgangpauli and @Alien Jesus broke up and never saw each other again, but that's just the way things go!

If you look closely, the brains' giant planet (which has the ambition to possess all human knowledge) looks just like the Wikipedia logo.

I think Colbert missed an opportunity.

THAT WAS 2010! KNOW YOUR YEARS AS THEY CORRESPOND TO POP CULTURE!

I can't hear any comment from the AV Club in any voice but Patrick Stewart's. I think that's why I come here.

Raise your hand if you've already been to that Simpsons wiki neologism page!

There are two things about this episode that kinda break my heart. One is Bart’s face right after Marge asks him how his first day of school was. The second is when Marge, realizing she can’t afford private school for Lisa, says, “I’m sorry, honey. I guess this is a world you’ll never know.” Kind of makes you think of…

I'll be honest and say Joseph-Gorden Levitt's attempt at a New Jersey accent in "Don Jon" bothered me the entire time I was watching the movie. It would've been so much better with his normal voice.

I'd say at least Delaware.

I agree that this should be free, but the fact is it features a new Black Star song, which is nothing less than thrilling to me - as they were as talented as OutKast and should have been as big/prolific.

Meltdown imminent: repent sins.

It's…really not fair to compare Bill Cosby and Michael Jackson.

I wonder if Dan Lilker has realized the fact that his name could easily be rearranged in an anagram to "Killer", because Dan Killer does kinda sound more badass. Although it could also mean to be murdering of people with the name Dan, which he has. It's all on the emphasis, I suppose.

Republicans give Morbo gas.

I thought it was Cadaver Cadabra?

Yes, they are also a good way to release anger if bubble wrap simply does not do the trick. But at least they're not completely discontinuing bubble wrap, which would be tragic.

I think people who prefer cats prefer "Luck of the Fryish" to "Jurassic Bark". I probably prefer dogs to cats, although I like both, and the love and devotion of a dog is marvelous to me, while I feel more disappointed by humankind every day, which I suppose is why I prefer "Jurassic Bark". I don't know, you'd think I…