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The Prighlofone
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What? This isn't Monroe, Louisiana? Oh, that is a disappointment. When will Louisiana's 9th largest city - conveniently located less than two hours away from Shreveport! - finally be recognized?

Paid for by the President Cruz for President Presidential Committee!

Ugh, too cold and sterile. WHERE'S the heart?

But she didn't like sex! And putting her on a dollar would be such an ordeal

Let's never drink again!

I feel like there are just too few people who do kind, thoughtful things "just because" and that they just get sucked into their own lives too much for even a thought like that to even come up. I'm not excluding myself because I can be downright narcissistic, but the prospect of those little things that affect people

Yeah, I'm half-and-half. Nobody wants "The Daily Show" to end with Sarah Palin's voice whining about how Stewart is to blame for the expansion of God-hating-liberalism (with a pretend wink-and-smile as though she's joking, when we all know she's really not), and it'd probably be better if Jon fired back at the end, as

Hey! It's electronorrhea!

I used to read Yahoo! comments religiously, despite my own better instincts. Sometimes I did it just to see how long it would take to find a smart, reasonable comment. Nowadays, whenever I read a Yahoo! article, I find the comments section impossible to find, so I believe it's likely the Internet is protecting me from

I'm really surprised there was no Morgan Freeman mention in this review.

Poussey was phenomenal here. I was so fucking happy to hear her threaten Leanne and stand up for Soso the way she did.

Wait, where?

One of the good things about the new 1WTC is that it has more than one bathroom in the entire building. I visited the WTC when I was younger and I thought it had more than one bathroom on the top floor of each tower…but why would "The Simpsons" lie to me?

That's it, I'm getting out of this city alive if it kills me!

All I remember was giving a lecture at Villanova. Or maybe it was a street corner.

Lauryn didn't necessarily disappear as much as she…went insane. Many people around her thought that her becoming close with a "spiritual advisor" named Brother Anthony (who others close to Lauryn saw as more of a cult leader) is what detached her from who she used to be, and it's…an incredible shame.

I still have faith in Colbert, but this really is bewildering, and I know that he's showless for the next few months but I still think he should have made some sort of statement at all the chaos that's happened in Charleston this spring.

I honestly can't remember where exactly in the season it was, but there was one scene involving Pennsatucky that made me tear up this season, and I'm pretty sure it was in this episode.

He may have been a Communist, a liar, a murderer, a racist, but he is NOT a porn star! (Someone had to go there.)

If Q-Tip dropped acid and then composed the score for a Disney film, I'd be first in the theater to see it. On a somewhat related note, "Dope" looks pretty interesting.