Is there a YouTube video compilation of every time the Professor says "oh my"? Because there needs to be, if not.

Amen, brother!

Oh, a lesson in history from Mr. I'm-My-Own Grandfather! Let's get the hell out of here! Screw history!

I'm in a similar boat, man. I'm worried that this summer will be hard to manage even though it's my favorite season and I've been waiting for it for so long, just because how many people have disappeared that for some reason I expected better from. I wish you the best of luck.

What's a good site/survey to use to find your MB type?

I have no good advice, all I can say is I'm really sorry about that last guy.

No, women are more like refrigerators. 6 feet tall, about 300 pounds…they make…ice…

The Prighlofone is wondering why MLS is referring to himself in the third person.

There's no councilman Les Weinin either!

MLS, I hope you find a girl that can open you up sexually and to old-school, pre-2000s hip-hop. Because for people like us…that's the dream.

NNFS? Well, that's not a very fun acronym!

Because Eddie Murphy would have starred in it as Pope Urban, and the '90s were when he became past his prime.

I read this Politico article about how difficult it is for the GOP to both revere and extricate themselves from him at the same time and how it'll only get worse when it comes to his visit to the U.S. in September to talk to Congress about climate change. The cognitive dissonance is still there, but you're right in…

In fairness, I think Carter is actually pretty sick right now. Upvote for your name alone, though.

I forgot:

"Move into the white light!"
"Oh God! I'm dead!"

"Future Stock" is a good episode and all, but it's "Godfellas" that always helps restore my faith after going through particularly trying times. I really wish I had a way to eloquently describe how much it means to me, but right now words just fail me. It's really difficult for me to choose whether I prefer it or…

Good of Ford to come out of deathtirement for this. I hope Carter's doing okay, I got a bit worried at his non-appearance and I know he's sick now…

One of my personal favorites is Top 10 Things Overheard In the Meeting Between Obama and Tony Hayward:

I posted that before I found out what happened. Insensitivity was, of course, not meant.