Meep. Morp…Zeep.

Wait, we're in a post-post-9/11 world now? When did that happen? The official opening of 1WTC? The rise of ISIS?

I'm laughing already!

Neither of these are among my favorites, but for the rest of the season, it's smooth sailing into classic or at least great territory.

The difference is - and I say this as someone who very much likes "Family Guy"'s first few seasons - the "Sunny" cast, despite taking great pains not to let them evolve, clearly give a shit about their characters. "FG" has little interest in that, and if you can make a joke that retcons things or just makes fans feel…

Well, I guess it was the "Who Wants to Be A Millionaire" of reality shows. But "Millionaire", in its prime, was fun to watch, and you learned things while watching it! I'll never forget seeing the guy get up to the million dollar question on the LAST day of the 2009 reboot (which apparently was just a ridiculous…

I always thought "AI" produced Taylor Swift, and then I realized it was Taylor Hicks I was thinking of.

Yes, I knew most of that except for the DXC fact. That would have been so cool!

This is awesome. In other news, Texas just took $5 billion out of state education, so now is the perfect time for Colbert to swoop in to the rescue!

Okay, so, I think this is the place to ask: whatever happened to The Onion's Point/Counterpoints? I miss them.

All I wish was that I was able to teleport to a location with more cute, available women. Can I do that instead of eliminating anything?

I remember two of the cutest girls in my HS class blatantly flirting with teachers - some who were in their 20s, some in their 60s. I highly doubt all those teachers' thoughts were G-rated. Was pretty uncomfortable to watch.

I was going to say that but saying "I knew RJD2 before 'Mad Men' was a thing!" sounds like the hip-hop equivalent of "I knew the dog before he came to class!" Poor Aceyalone getting the shaft like that.

Will it include his pickles?

…that smells like Lavender! Terry loves lavender!

Yeah, he strikes me more of a guy that's fun than a guy that's funny.

I remember its Wikipedia page once said "the popularity of '2 Girls, 1 Cup' is widely attributed to a decline of morals in society." And something told me that it wasn't even a conservative Christian who wrote that…just a legitimately horrified person who mistakenly thought that the Internet had a limit.

The book "Satiristas" closes with the last interview Carlin ever did. Despite being a comedy fan and someone who loves to make people laugh, I've never really dug into him because of my ambivalence about his own personal opinions. The interview did include him considering himself a "disappointed idealist" and bashing…

Well, it is a pretty cool decoration.

"Dr. Zoidberg, can I talk to you about Fry?"
"Leela, I would be honored."