Eh, he knows it's never going to happen and he lacks a conscience. (Of course Dikachu summed it up more eloquently than me.)

The name's Daddy! Charles Daddy!

Until next week, at least.

I got interests. And I'm not talking about stamp collecting…although I do find that extremely interesting.

Which is why he wore an onion on his belt.

I just wanted to say that not only do I like your comment, I love your username and pic. They make me happy.

Well, I'm reading Tina Fey's, and then I'll probably do Amy Poehler's, and then hopefully this'll be out by the time I'm done?

Well, even though he collapsed when his bail was set at $25 million, a little-known fact is that the judge offered to reduce it to $10 million if he legally changed his name to Shook. He refused so tough shit for him.

Love how it went from Suge and his lawyer straight to Hutz.

That might be my favorite line in the entire episode. Oh, Farnsworth, I love you so.

I'll be extremely tickled if there's both an Oscar nomination for Jason Segel as DFW for "The End of the Tour" and a (less likely, but still possible) nomination for Seth Rogen as Steve Wozniak next year.

Who else besides me has Rod Serling on their list of 5 celebrities/notable people, dead or alive, who they would hang out and converse with for a day if they had the chance?

That's pretty much how I felt about "Assmilk".

I miss the 50/50 though. That was always my favorite lifeline.

My favorite instance of Homer being impressed at something trivial or strange is in "Lisa the Beauty Queen".

Noodge? I always thought it was nudge.

Not enough Sister Ingalls in the trailer, but I'm still stoked. And an extra episode because we've been so good this year!

I was in no mood for any of my shenanigans!

Well-said on the whole sibling rivalry thing. My siblings have pushed me further, in anger and disputes, than I feel I have ever gone otherwise. Fortunately, nothing ever really got TOO out of hand. As much as I like "Luck of the Fryrish", though, it doesn't make me cry like "Jurassic Bark". Oh, shit, I can't wait…

I was just thinking about how weird it is growing up in this era and getting older and now hearing this news magnifies it by 200%. Seeing the vanishing of physical media is weird. And BonerTime explained perfectly the reason I still buy DVDs. I still think streaming services need to offer more than just movies -…