Yeah, unrequited love has scarcely been described better than on this song. Although I do remember Wikipedia actually had a good article on it the last time I was dealing with it, I haven't checked it in a while.

I just cycled through 75% of these comments and I am absolutely fucking exhausted and wondering why I chose to start my day this way. I need to reevaluate my life, or at the very least, my morning decisions.

And then there's Jon Stewart with his helping pass the Zadroga bill and new Veterans' Affairs rules…

Did…did you just upvote your own post? No, dude. No.

Hey government…

That's exactly what happened to me (although I don't recall having a drink at the theater.) I couldn't hold in my piss anymore, and came back completely confused at the credits gag. My friend had to explain to me what was happening.

Hey! If you're insulting Ted Cruz's face, you're insulting Joseph McCarthy's!

Yeah, if they had done 8-10 BP nominees starting in 2008 rather than 2009, those three and "WALL-E" would have also been included and the race would have been more interesting.

Let's not forget the inexplicable ending. The princess comes back when she is needed most to stop the eternal winter, and never actually bothers to do so.

2021? Since when does a decade have 11 years?

McIntosh are the best apples. Like, the farmers and growers and trees and all of them don't always get it right, but when they do, it's heavenly.

Well, he fired something from his butthole. Isn't that enough?

Oh geez, man. That monologue where he felt the need to completely explain himself to a bunch of elders, because he's better than that. Has anyone else here ever felt the need to do that in a moment of weakness?

"808's" is the Kanye record I play the least (between "College Dropout" and "MBDTF") but upvoted for loving "Robocop", which really is just as awesome as it was 6 1/2 years ago.

It's unfortunate that most people think being arrogant is in direct opposition to being smart. That case is not helped by many arrogant people being assholes who are dumb at best and completely deranged at worst.

I'm meek, but…I could stand to be meeker…

You know, today I can kind of empathize with Reverend Lovejoy…not because of his apathy, but because of what apathy can do to other people and how it wears you down unforgivingly when other people need you. And his abandonment, I guess. Those two are a lethal combination.

Ron: "I have a joke for you."

Ohhh, but Jersey is bad, right? WE GAVE YOU THE BOSS AND WE WILL TAKE HIM RIGHT BACK IF WE ARE NOT SHOWN THE PROPER APPRECIATION.

Exactly. They're fucking ball-less and as someone who is applying to colleges in the area and was doubting whether to go there anyway, it's now off the list. Take that, Kean and system of force and fear that the police perpetuate! (Although I also want to make clear I'm not one of those people who thinks every…