YOU ARE NOT THE ONLY ONE. Especially with the kinks, not that I judge, but there are some things you are supposed to keep from your parents - which you learn as you get older.

I was kinda hoping for a Terry Crews Spider-Man.

Oh, Linc, I feel your pain. I always say the world would be a lot better if more people were like me. And since we're pretty similar, I think a world run by us would be a win-win.

YES.

No shit. Even though I think Colbert outdid Jon frequently, the dude is - as the article said - venerable and incomparable, and it will make me sad when it ends, and I hope to see it go out on top.

I can't be the only one here who loves "Modern Guilt". I just can't be.

I've been hoping to work on a writing collaboration with - well, I can't tag him in this thread - so I'll just say someone from here. I myself can be very solitary and contribute to my own loneliness sometimes, but I - as someone who writes and makes music - usually strongly believe that writing is something one…

I watch that scene SO often when I am feeling irate. The wonderful irony of the scene where he curses Jesus is, less than a minute later, he's cursing out al-Qaeda and holding up the cross in pride.

I don't see why anyone would be interested in the Grammy's when tonight also has "Brooklyn Nine-Nine," the premiere of "Better Call Saul," and the second season start of "Last Week Tonight", but that's me, I guess.

Well, I have actually avoided most problems with Disqus that seem to plague users here on a regular basis, so encountering one was a bit scary.

Oh thank God. I thought I had a serious Disqus problem log-in.

I could have appreciated this back in 2008…now? No. She just makes me sick these days, and politics - especially hers - has a level of cynicism I didn't think was actually possible from the human race once upon a time.

"You don't understand comedy! That's not a joke, that's a lawsuit!"

The frenetic pacing of this episode was something to behold - I feel like I'm on drugs. I really loved how they maximized one of Charlie's best qualities and made him look sensible as a protagonist AND smarter than he normally looks. Unusual episode, but a lot of fun.

I don't know…even Leanne from "Orange is the New Black" believed the former was kind of a crock of shit.

All I meant is that I do understand that the sacrifice of your virginity should be to someone you trust and wanting to make sure the person is right, or that you have something left to discover of each other; in some ways, I think is understandable in regards to religious customs. Not that it's advisable.

NO. NO.

I always figured two dongs in one mouth would be extraordinarily uncomfortable for the two guys the dongs belonged to (if both are heterosexual). But I've never had a threesome…

If Bored In Bed For An Unbearably Long Time was Bored In Bed, Lest Eroticism Succeed, For An Unbearably Long Time - her name would be BIBLESFAULT.

?UESTLOVE AS LAVONDRIUS! Oh, that made me so happy!