A billion years? Are you sure it's that soon?

Sadly, whatever disease Lincoln had made him (MEN2B, I believe) all but sure to die sometime during his second term even if he didn't get assassinated by JWB.

There it is, @Milkproof Robot. The cleverest thing you'll ever say and no one heard it.

That's why I'm waiting for Iggy Azalea's ghostwriters to come out in protest of not getting paid enough, so The AV Club can write a snarky story on it and I can comment:

The Jay Leno supposed incident totally happened, it was chronicled in Bill Carter's books about late night.

Hey Poochie! You look like you have something to say! Do you?

An FCC ruling against them, Verizon, and the rest sure would be nice…

Yes, yes, but what does $tank think about this episode?

I feel worse and worse for Cricket every time I see him. And it terrifies me because awful people in the real world like The Gang can have actual effects on people like him. But…it's just a TV show…just a TV show…

2nd Amendment > 1st Amendment

To me, it's all about who makes the first move. I've been…rather clueless with some moments that in retrospect were hitting me over the head with obviousness…but I have no regrets with what I did (which I explained above). But if she looks to you for help and reassurance and love, it might be a bit different than you…

A similar situation happened to me a few years ago. I consoled her (this girl was gorgeous, but also someone I grew up with so it was a little hard to see her in a sexual way - not that I would have turned down the opportunity) at 2:30 in the morning to the best of my ability, and then consulted a girl friend about it…

ABSORBENT AND REAL LONG AND POROUS IS HE!
TWO HOLE DILDO! TWO HOLE DILDO! TWO HOLE DILDO…
TWO HOLE…
…DILDOOOOOOOO!
In the spirit of, I don't know, aren't they making another "SpongeBob SquarePants" movie? I can't keep up with the times anymore.

Why is Will Forte in this photo? And why is he sporting a wig?

"Spend Some Time" has one of Em's best verses on that whole album…shame none of the featured guests measure up.

I actually personally think that "Recovery" is his best post-"Eminem Show" album, but I can appreciate/like some songs from "MMLP2" as well. I miss the old Eminem too (and I realize that, in some ways, that's problematic to say because it gives too little credit to a dude who obviously still puts effort into his…

Damn it! You know Terry loves love!

There are many quotes and images in this episode that make me laugh, but I think Marge's hair in the exact style of Homer's might be the cream of the crop.

Maybe I'm the only one who prefers "Xmas Story" to "A Tale of Two Santas".

I wish John Goodman had come back to voice Santa in his other appearances.