Not entirely sure I'd agree with your overrated picks, but I completely co-sign everything else.

Damn it, this reminds me I haven't even seen the entire series yet!

It still excites me that there are people for whom "music money" is not an oxymoron, even though it becomes more of one as the years pass. It's just dizzying to look at those figures, even for the chump change Taylor Swift got. Her album sales still amaze me, considering she had the best first-week sales of an album…

I highly doubt that'll happen. I wouldn't be surprised if the Word is done now that the President has done it, though I'd welcome being wrong.

You are making me sad about missing their NYC show.

Did you hang out with a lot of black adults? I can't help but think of the question about Reagan in "I Know Black People" during "Chappelle's Show"'s heyday…

Is that true? Come ON, Apple, fuck!

Well, he did write the book(s) on late-night and is a television expert. It's extremely unlikely CBS would want to launch Colbert in June, so I think he's right on the money.

Yeah, if anyone has a chance of capturing lightning in a bottle twice, it's Stephen Colbert. He played a three-dimensional character and there are undiscovered dimensions of his own personality, so he's, like, a five-dimensional man! Like in "Interstellar"!

I'm a Christian, and laughed at that, and now I'm going to Hell. I better see you there, you bastard.

Wait, is he bi? I can't keep up with the sexual orientations of everyone on this site!

Oh, AL, you'll be back next week with another crazy story. You're fast becoming the heterosexual idiotking of this site.

"Even as a – admittedly lapsed – Jew I found a profound sense of shame in ejaculating in front of the reproachful glare of Mankind’s Salvation ™"

A dick and two balls. What a perfect combination.

So! Who here needs to get laid?

If this was the last "Word" - which has always been my favorite "CR" segment - it went out on top. I think what added to its greatness is how serious Obama was through the entire thing.

They didn't do PRhyme either…

Hey, I hope he's right.

Or rap in general.

C+? Ehh, I don't believe it. Some might say "Apollo Kids" was Ghostface on autopilot since it didn't live up to the excitement of "Fishscale" or his first two, but that was a great album. I'll be very surprised if this isn't.