Oh, no, brain-computer interface. I'm usually a person who does what's worst for him (especially in regards to clicking on scary Internet links), but I think I know better than to click on that one.

If "Fancy" is any indication of her talent, Iggy is far, far behind Macklemore in terms of rapping skill.

"YAY, MORE WORK! That sounded really sarcastic, didn't it?"
"Nobody thought that."
"Not for a second."

Despite portraying one of the scariest TV characters I've ever seen, it was kind of a delight to see him. It's no small feat to make someone feel that way.

The last truly great episode of the show is "Lisa's Sax", for me.

I hope my eventual soulmate has my taste in music.

Of the Pin variety?

I, of course, can understand people saying that "The Brain Center at Whipple's" isn't the subtlest script in the world, or even that it suffers because of that. But its relevance fascinates me and is one of the reasons I wish Rod Serling quit smoking and lived a far longer life. Because something tells me that while…

I really did prefer "The Nest".

In the future, it's 200%. Inflation.

This song is just so fun. Gotta love the Beasties' chemistry and weird, boastful non-sequiturs. Might be my favorite on "Paul's Boutique".

A Hammeo.

There are sometimes you get into funks so deep and dark that they seriously concern me. You have an understanding of the world and a passion to change things that I find seriously inspiring, and I'm sorry that karma/God/chance is not coming through for you at the moment. I know you'll say that me worrying about you is…

Breasts.

IK, have you seen either of the Classic Craigslist ads where one guy is talking about the reactions to his tiny dong and another is lamenting the long length of his? Here they are, in case you haven't:

I tried on a pair of jeans a few weeks ago for the first time in what must have been years. They barely went up to my waist and made my dong very, very uncomfortable. Suffice it to say they didn't fit anymore. But in a weird way, I felt super proud because it made me feel (to quote "Scrubs")…much grander.

Rumak is not here, so I wanted to say to both Dik and IK:

I have a couple of girls on my "List of Girls to Fuck". And these aren't necessarily girls from my old school or girls I've always had a thing for, I mean this is simply a list of girls who I want to fuck simply because A) they are attractive and B) I like their name.

"I Am…" has some awful moments, but some absolutely phenomenal ones as well.

Is "The Crystal Meth" ever coming out?