So: for some reason I am always interested in the Oscars' nominations (like I always say, the nominations say more/are more important than the wins.) What do you guys think are locks this year for certain categories? For example, "Boyhood" seemed to be a dark horse at first, but most people seem to agree it'll at…

Isn't that something Rush Limbaugh said? If I remember correctly, Ellen had a killer comeback for that too.

Dude, c'mon, I just read (skimmed through) the most ridiculous Huffington Post article on millennials. You're too smart to be one of those cranky people who bitches about them!

I just call it "Liz Lemon liberalism". Liz Lemon feminism, on the other hand, is Lemonism.

Has anybody told the Tea Party Jack's philosophy that negotiation is the essence of capitalism? It can't hurt.

I'm reading "The Martian" now. That's due out next year, right? I can't remember the last time I first read the book a film is based on before actually seeing the film…

First off, I am sorry that I am behind on my Wiki Wormholes.

Yeah, they are the group I think "what if…" mostly about. There were scarcely two emcees who had better chemistry.

Wow. My favorite quote was not mentioned. (I may not have it down verbatim).

That's not true. She gave hundreds of dollars to Jerry in the episode where he's dealing with health troubles and realizes she and several of the rest of the characters have been extremely shitty to him. I am personally glad that April mellowed out, it wouldn't have worked to keep her the same as she was in Season 2,…

I thought your name was Fart Parachute.

Well-written explanation, but…"Das Bus" didn't air until 1998!

"That was a phone call…don't mistake that for mistrust!"

Still really wish he would have voiced himself in that episode.

What's wrong with this country? Can't a man walk down the street without being offered a job?

Wow. I still need to finish watching "United States of Secrets", but that trilogy documentary about post-9/11 America, war and security just went right to the top of my to-watch list. Hard not to get a discomfort lump in your throat when you think about the secrecy and complexity of PRISM.

Perhaps it's not something that's often seen, but I do believe true altruism exists. I don't really have anything to add to that - especially seeing as it's 1:31 in the morning - but it's what I think.

Not if it's mean-spirited and negative! (They don't happen all that often, but when they do, my soul breaks.)

Marriott gives about 80% of the money it uses for politics to Republicans. So there's another thing you should be ashamed of. Why don't you start having sex in Costco bathrooms?

I honestly don't think there were any bad episodes before - at the earliest - season 5.