"I've never done it in a men's bathroom before…well, in this building…"

*rewatches John Oliver's prison segment, gets sad, skips right to Muppets song*

Should I listen to "Cosmogramma" and "Until the Quiet Comes"?

"I didn't mention my dad to you!"
"You didn't have to."

This was my AVC comment section go-to for the night, but the show is getting so good that there are multiple laugh-out-loud quotes every episode and I'm not sure which one to use.

Okay, when you guys post the same exact quotes at the same exact time, we're not gonna know whose to like and whose to ignore.

This has to become a real political slogan before the decade is out. I'd put money on it.

Well, thanks for taking care of Dole for me!

I know how that "overloading" feel is. I remember a day about a year ago when I kinda couldn't take it anymore (I had to take a mental day off from work) but didn't know how exactly to let it all out. So, before bed, I watched "Jurassic Bark", and that did it. I'm sure there are 100 comments already explaining…

Yep, this is my most anticipated film of 2015. Although I wish there was a bit more shown.

I saw this an hour ago and wondered where the hell you guys were on reporting it.

There's already a documentary on the assholes behind Wal-Mart.

I was always surprised the line "Thinkin' of a word best describin' my life to name my daughter" was mentioned as little as it is.

"Let me play devil's advocate here…*snickers*…right?"

*starts hyperventilating*

EUGENICS IS THE ANSWER!

Has Kim Jong-un come down with smallpox lately? It would explain his recent "discomfort"…

Before it becomes another "New Girl"? Like, a relatively successful (for these days) comedy with a cult following and several season renewals without being on the bubble? I hope so.

This was definitely an awesome way to begin the season. Seems like the strengths have just been strengthened. Of course, as great as Terry and the rest were…Holt stole the show.

Those documentaries sound fascinating. And I'll be first in line to see "Gone Girl" on Friday if all goes well. Wish I could have gone here, though…