If I worked at a Coke bottling plant, I would make one for men named Bort.

This is the best photo the AVC has uncovered since Aaron Paul met Dick van Dyke.

I saw an Upworthy story earlier today that had a cute girl and a headline that says "What This Girl Does With This Banana Will Shock You"! Needless to say, she didn't do what I was hoping for.

"Ain't Nuttin' But Killin'" - MC Eiht
"The Potion" - Ludacris
"Unpredictable" - Wu-Tang Clan
"21 In the Ghetto" - Poets of Darkness
"Decision" - Busta Rhymes, Mary J. Blige, Jamie Foxx, John Legend & Common (literally, I shuffled the iPod twice and both times it came up during the first 5 songs - and I have almost 10,000…

I'm reading both "Nixonland" and "The Invisible Bridge"! Both are great so far, but the latter is even more absorbing just because the general public knew less about Reagan's state of mind than Nixon's. Plus, Reagan pushed America closer to what it is today.

When is the proper age to have your shit together?

Honestly, while I see the point in the comments about the decline here, I still like it, and I think The Onion is as good as ever.

I like a good amount of what I've heard from Spoon - one of the songs which I originally heard thanks to "Scrubs," and "The Way We Get By" is perfect for a ride on a completely filled NYC subway train, but I've never been sure they'd be the type of group I could love complete albums from. I guess I need to get more…

Did any numbers stations originate in Israel?

It's possible…but then again, it seems more likely that she had forgotten she had left it in the car from a previous trip - likely when Marge brought her home from her last day of school?

SWEET MERCIFUL CRAP! MY CAR!

And I love how you replied to yourself.

I can sympathize a lot more with Lisa in this episode than I’d like to admit (seriously, this may technically sound like a good time to lead into an anecdote, but I’m just not sure if I’m comfortable with it.) Her sadness in the first act, before she decides to leave it all behind, is palpable. But I love the way the…

Damn it, I want "Memphis". It seems like if given the right cast, it can truly do King justice. Would I just get depressed if I learned about all the great scripts/films in development hell? Am I better off not looking?

Oh, I'm so glad I came in here and O'Neal wasn't mocking this trailer as "corny", which is what I feared.

Truly, the tales on Savage Love are fit for kings.

Good for Quentin. If he didn't make this, the leaker(s?) would have won.

You can't fire me! I don't work in this van!

Really? He said that? That's surprising, considering I was banking on at least one episode - probably in the courtroom, because that shit is bound to get unraveled next season - where he's prominently featured. So…hopefully they'll convince him to come back for a short arc for the sake of continuity?

Sacha Baron Cohen is really going above and beyond.