I don't know, with Sarah Palin, ignorance makes a lot more sense…

I find it extraordinarily ironic that the Illuminati wanted originally to help stop the spread of needless superstition.

Well, reading through the comment sections of these "TZ" reviews, it's become clear that I disagree with a lot of you guys about what are good/bad episodes in Season 5…

Context Free Erection.

I've never quite understood the Macklemore hate (and I'm not saying you hate him) but there were several songs before "Same Love" that talked about gay rights and equality (Brother Ali's "Tight Rope" and Murs' "Animal Style".) But Common beat them all to it - a nice counterpoint (is that the right word?) to all the…

Oy. I've been hearing quite good things about this album, so much so that I assumed it was Common's best since "Be". I still have some hopes for it…but even though Common's my favorite emcee, there's no doubt he's changed (I've very much enjoyed No I.D's resurgence over the past few years - and talking with a friend…

That's exactly what I was thinking.

By Handsome Boy Modeling School? Whatever happened to them?

Well, I meant that Nixon was an asshole and Bush was incompetent. More of a "respective" type sentence.

That list-destroying Nixon anathema seems comparable to Bush's deciding to designate 200,000 acres of the Pacific Ocean as national monuments after 8 years of doing everything he could to decimate any of the world's remaining natural beauty. I guess even the assholes and incompetents have surprises in them sometimes.

Oh, come on! What's wrong with being pessimistic about the future? I really would be quite happy if this planet proved my fears wrong.

YOU MAKE A PERSUASIVE ARGUMENT, FRY!

"You know, my kids think you're the greatest. And thanks to your gloomy music, they've finally stopped dreaming of a future I can't possibly provide."
"Well, we try to make a difference."

I don't know, James Dobson and the Schlaflys have made me question whether life is worth living or not before…

Columbus is where the money's at these days!

I don't know how in the hell I forgot about "Last Week Tonight," but that (the fact that the FCC got a million comments makes me really happy) and "OITNB" (and perhaps "Brooklyn Nine-Nine," which I miss) would be my choices, so…props, AVC staff. Props.

Has anyone here made a "get the D" pun yet? Off to listen to "Efil4zaggin"!

Mine is actually "Weird Al Yankovic in 3-D".

I promise to listen to all of these, but my favorite song of the year thus far is Cunninlynguists' "Drunk Dial" with Murs and Grieves. I've never actually drunk dialed anyone, but this song is so much fun I want everyone who's ever done so (or received a drunk call or text) to hear it.

The Turkletons! Hehehehe…