Apollo 18 > Nevermind

Where are all the Friedberg and Seltzer movies on this list? They had such deep insights into the nature of movies. For instance, did you know that movies exist? Amazing, but true.

No Nashville?
What's wrong with you people?

Actually, they did kill his family. I'm surprised you didn't know that. It was in all the papers.

Don't worry, mikedelic. At least you had successful 4thsies part 2.

The Hitchhiker's radio series used the original version of the song and the TV series used an electronic version (still keeping the banjo).

I like that song, too.

But always remember that the plural of "drum" is "dra", because it's second declension neuter.

This is the same Cursive . . .
. . . that somehow managed to make a cover of "We Built This City" that was worse than the original version, right? Then, yeah, they're some pretty messed up people.

Kum On Feel the Noize
Performed by English folk group The Imagined Village. It rocks way harder than the Proton Saints version.

I think a single arc from Transmetropolitan, either "Back on the Street" or "Year of the Bastard" would work well as a movie, maybe including bits of some of the more world-building standalone issues. You don't need to put the entire series into a movie. I mean, it's not like any of the Batman movies try to cram…

What about "Jack"? That one's a classic! I mean, it's got Robin Williams! And he's playing a little kid! Even though Robin Williams is an adult and not a little kid! And he can't fit in the desks because they're made for kids!

I think it's pretty safe to say that a religion (or lack thereof) that believes in evolution is more true than a religion that believes in creationism. And the leap of faith I make when I conclude the sky is blue (i.e. I'm not hallucinating, everybody else isn't lying and the optics textbooks are correct) is not…

I thought the sequel to "Hatchet" . . .
. . . was called "The River".

Choking your chicken
BUTTHEAD: You thought when I said 'a hoe', that I was talking about the chick, but I was talking about the hoe.

That movie was, indeed, a piece of shit. I really don't know what made them think that letting a guy who doesn't even like Star Trek direct a Star Trek movie was a good idea. On top of that, they took a potentially interesting conflict between the Federation and Romulans, and turned the whole thing into some stupid…

Then there's the real enterprise that they go to in Star Trek IV.

Antz

What do you mean you find it difficult? Haven't you ever seen The Ring?

Oh yeah? Well Hitler was a vegetarian!