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Only if Chuck Norris let him.

In the 20's what? Apartment?
Oh. The 20s. Or the Twenties.
Plural or possessive. It's important.

Jim Thorpe would kick his ass:

Me rikee.
Ah. So.

Rifleman: Excellent Theme Song.

His [Dewey's] eyes are like little black raisins.

Casting Trivia:

Elmond got the full Luca Brasi.

Sure you do.

Brothers up in here reenacting Lear?
It’s like da Harlan Renaissance up in dis bitch!

CHARLIEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!! THEY TOOK MY THUUUUMB!!!!!!!!

Wrong. This band is the shit.
Check out "Signal 30" bitches.
Based on that gory Highway Patrol film.
Inform - Educate - Entertain - Suck It

Thanks, Socrates.

He said we came from monkeys.
And black and white people are the same.
My uncle in South Carolina ain't gonna like that.
Also, my uncle is a racist.

The best Vaginelas song was with Jon.
Like to hear how it end? Here it go:

No, it wasn't.

It felt like that intro was 400-billion years long.
"Use your imagination," that astronomer said.
I was imagining the end of that intro, but not even my imagination
was powerful enough to ride out that intro. Did I say it was long?

Linkedin also has Dick Doss. A shitload of them.

I DON'T EVEN OWN A SLAVE!

There's only one Rick Ross?
Linkedin begs to differ: