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Gladys Knight was a racist?

Don Draper Red Eye Mile High Old Widow Fingerbang or GTFO

Yes, I have never seen it in the past twenty years it has played on the teevee repeatedly, she said sarcastically.

Are we still doing that?

CAPTION CONTEST

I am Kwai Chang Caine and I approve this director.
Ah, so.

THICK TOPANGA OR GTFO

B+? Fuck this site. All up in The Americans ass an' shit.

Las Vegas all you can eat shrimp cocktail and prime rib joints all ready filled up with folks from Kaintuck an' shit.

Dear Prison Nurse,

I have a four-hour erection cuz I am watching the episode three more times on the DVR. BTW, where is @4_Hour_Erection? Dude was funny.

Who are you, Homer?

Crowes in the south like Formosan Termites: "Recognizing that the Formosan subterranean termite attacks any
number of targets from the same colony, defending a single building, a single tree, a single location doesn't make a whole lot of sense, since they'll just go around it and continue to increase their numbers.

TUSK?

Inherent to the definition of "Big Bad" is cutting off the OTHER guy's arm with a gigantic pig sticker!

Somebody kill that shit teeanger Kendall now, please.

I am in favor of "unguarded backside ravishing."

Safe in Florida? Daryl Crowe, Jr. is one phone call from fucking up Raylan's family long distance style an' shit.

Rappaport's ending every sentence with "an' shit" is fucking priceless.

Limehouse was not such a great big bad. I mean, do you have any idea how long you have to smoke your briskets? And ribs gots to done be up and marinatin' and shit. Leaves little time for real character development. Hackneyed: a black villain who barbecues. What is this FOOD TV?