Not a record. A download, or mayhap a CD.

Machete don't watch basic cable

An increase in girth is better.

Tentacle-porn novelizations or GTFO!

Yet there remains no earthly explanation for what you have done.

Yes, I too read the "Stray Observations."

Who cares about your feelings, @avclub-3ceebd97be4d15313b9ffff365b2bec3:disqus ?

Sobrinucide.

Mine shaft is presently engorged with thoughts of Ava in prison.
Caged heat!

But she is Oprah's best friend! ? !

I, too, like "FUCK!"

"All I could see was the flowers and the beard. I thought you were Merlin Olsen."

So's your sister.

Spoon talks?

"Top-level indie names" is a completely fucked up contradiction on a metaphysical level.

Chelsea Handler's hitherto unknown brother?

I got a Bandsintown notice notice for your post

IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOU THINK! NOW GET ME A SODA JABRONI!

I DON'T EVEN OWN A KARDASHIAN!

And 17% Macklemore.