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He also doesn't seem to understand that there are different branches of Islam that don't play nicely with one another. "One flag" indeed.

You're basically already using it, so just go for it. And you're already insulting most of the people replying to you, what's preventing you from typing a supposedly offensive word?

Hey, we're all grown ups here. You can go ahead and say "fuck" all you want.

The Music Machine version is definitely not a fast one in the Love/Leaves tradition. Also, it's downright terrifying.
https://youtu.be/68lp-vOkKQE

Jesus, that Science Vs episode was sensationalistic garbage.

I still have those bedsheets. I mean, I don't actually use them, I'm not that big of a nerd, but I am big enough of a nerd to still have them folded up in a closet since my childhood.

I may have you beat. I saw ED 2 in the theater, but my mom had to go to the ticket window to tell the cashier that it was okay for me (11) and my brother (10) to see it. The next day the same thing happened for Nightmare On Elm Street 3.

Their content has really improved, but those damn buggy ads, not so much. Have fun watching the same Geico commercial three times in a row during every break!

My 9 year old niece watches him. I have a feeling she's just barely at the lower age range of his viewers. She spends a lot of time watching videos of people playing video games instead of actually playing them herself. And no, I don't get it either.

Same town square set as Gremlins, too.

The righteous PROTESTANT, EVANGELICAL Christian God and Jesus, please. The Catholic and Methodist Gods aren't going to win anything for anyone.

Fingers crossed that Andy Daley is doing more than just that one character. But hell, I'll take whatever I can get.

The gun twisting after being fired is totally possible, and actually probable. It's not like it was a superhuman vise-like grip he had on the barrel, so there is going to be movement. 20 gauge birdshot is a damn weak round so you're not going to have much recoil, especially with a gun that heavy it's not going to go

Sadly, what wasn't a neurotoxin in the first place is already out of vaccines, yet he is still free to spread his seed.

As do I.

The "quite talented artist" bit is up for debate.

"I didn't do well at school"
Wow. Shocking.

This is pretty funny. It doesn't matter how long the gun is. Measure from the muzzle to the trigger (assuming you know the barrel length of the version of the model he had) compared to the length from inside his mouth to his finger, keeping in mind that his shoulder would likely be extended downward/toward the

Blame Huey Lewis.

You're the one claiming he couldn't reach. Do you actually have the measurements to prove it?