Calling out to mods you somehow believe are reading everything? That may be the funniest thing thing you've ever posted.

Again, nope, just don't want to have those discussions with a tumblr twerp, especially here on a pop culture website.

What can I say, I'm a sucker for upper-class straight white males who know better than everyone else about issues that have no direct bearing on them - just kidding, you don't even pretend to give a fuck about class issues. Throw in the inability to capitalize or use punctuation, coupled with constant hollow…

Naw, it's that no one wants to have the discussion with a white knight tumblr reject, tbh.

By "someone" you mean "I" and by "again" you mean "every time I possibly can."

She and Melissa Leo need to get together to commiserate about being wasted talent on intensely stupid shows.

I really can't imagine that anyone who lived through the 80s would not know it was Wendy's.

I don't think that most girls who use that phrase ever see any child support payments in the first place.

Yes…yes it is. *weeps uncontrollably*

You forgot Rick's character treadmill - he realizes they all need to work together to survive but then something goes wrong and people die so he decides he only cares about himself and his family but then something goes wrong and people die and he realizes that they all need to work together to survive but then…

He honed that fake laugh during his SNL years by practicing it in every. single. sketch. he was in.

Only to be linked to by a Great Job, Internet article 3 weeks later.

I'll just leave this here…
https://youtu.be/Sd4C8_FMdjA

And having worked in a used CD store in the late 90s, i can say they're extremely accurate, too.

The Feral Birds if you were a punk/garage rock revival wannabe, Feral Birds if you were some dumbass hipster band.

The only time my mom even mentioned U2 was to bitch about that album being on her iPhone. She has never mentioned Wilco, ever.

Because it's a poorly written show. What, you were actually expecting consistency? This is a show in which the virologist heroes don't know that helminths are not viruses.

"The Freewinds Beneath My Wings"

You know, I haven't seen Michele Bachmann on TV in a while. I'm sure she's free.

Also, one of the daughters is a little person, and another is a hoarder.