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So Pilcher is Davros and the aberrations are Daleks. Hmmmm, I kinda like that idea.

Jet fuel may not burn long, but the things it sets on fire do. Being able to withstand hurricanes isn't the same engineering problem as being hit by an airplane, the ensuing explosion, the intense, prolonged fire and it's effect on a steel structure. Controlled demolitions don't go from the top down. A lot of people

Aww, if only you knew about or had witnessed the effects of cadaveric spasms instead of reading about it on wikipedia and conspiracy theory websites you might have known that it doesn't work the way you think it does. Or had seen the aftermath of suicides by shotgun, which are really common and sometimes involve

Then you must be celebrating the fact that your genius skills have gotten him convicted and sentenced! Why, the case you made was so compelling that the police had no choice but to arrest him. Couldn't have been done without all that solid evidence you discovered! It's so wonderful that you know more than all the

Well, you managed a "Your [sic] gay" comment while Godwining yourself, so that's certainly… something.

Your homoerotic (and oddly homophobic) fanfic won't put Love in prison, genius. Better turn that artistic eye of yours elsewhere!

I know, but he didn't stick around for long. And I certainly don't blame him.

I detect no Krautrock, unless you count that era of Can when Irmin Schmidt replaced Holger Czukay with those guys from Traffic and piles of cocaine.

I remember the failure rate of those weapons to be somewhere in the range of 80%.

Hell, Mississippi is a dry state by default. Counties have pass laws to have alcohol rather than disallow it and are still under pretty severe restrictions on the alcohol content of beer and wine, though home brewers and the few microbreweries have successfully lobbied to have that eased up a bit recently.

I still have some original General Lee Matchbox cars from my childhood. eBay, here I come!

Wether the CSA armed them or not wouldn't really be an issue. Most Confederate soldiers fought with their own rifles. That made for a huge advantage for the Union, who had mass produced rifles with interchangeable parts that were to easy repair.

Or maybe it was a joke.

Ghostbusters 2 already did that!
(kidding, kidding)

Still not doing anything, genius? C'mon there's a murderer at large! You're the most intelligent, observant and culturally aware person on the internet! It'll be a breeze for you to get your arch enemy in jail!

Yeas, all that "crap" like logic, reason, and critical thinking.

What's your point? A retired police chief would reopen the case? And that proves guilt how exactly? You are aware that not all investigations lead to arrests, prosecutions, and convictions, right?

Huh, never knew they started as a Giant Sand offshoot. That's a great, under-appreciated band.

Seriously, you can't imagine how a shotgun shell could end up on the opposite side of the ejection port? Christ, you are loose with the definition of "genius." Which reminds me, with all your frequent claims of superior mental powers, what have you done with them? You haven't put Courtney Love in prison, you haven't

Are you starting to realize that you are a laughing stock here? So what exactly defies logic? You're factually inaccurate in saying that there were no photos taken and are flabbergasted that details of a story can change as more details and facts come out. No wonder you're so screwed up.
The case was already solved. It