Or who the B-52's are?

You already used the Bi-Prop thing before, kiddo. Any other talking points you'd like to regurgitate? I'm sorry that the idea of a dozen religious fanatics with box cutters virtually brought this country to it's knees is so scary to you that you need to cling to a vast, supremely powerful conspiracy to explain it for…

What's to debunk? See, most people require evidence, not just unsubstantiated claims. I saw Bigfoot once. He was hanging out with Elvis. Debunk THAT!

Wow, now I'm a Scientlogist AND a Republican. Boy, you sure are putting those genius level skills of yours to do some amazing deduction. Thanks for a video of a building falling. Too bad they didn't include footage from the other side, which was obliterated by debris and burning…

Hey, I thought you were leaving, off to the fantasy land you and your truther friends have created for yourselves. Pick up a copy of Skeptic on your way over there. (I'll wait patiently for your response about how Michael Shermer is a paid government stooge.)

But this made it to 3 seasons, maybe next time it'll be 4.

We will surely miss your genius around here.I hope you find a nice home where reason, logic, and skepticism are not a requirement for residency. That place certainly isn't here. Keep on trucking' little Mulder. The Truth Is Out There! Jet Fuel Doesn't Melt Steel! What About Building 7?

It's okay, you can leave here and take refuge in your regular truther websites. Before you go, though, can you give a parting "Wake Up Sheeple" for us? And don't forget your fedora on your way out.

Do you just copy and paste this when you wander into websites and get called out for being a conspiracy theorist troll? If so, you have provided the internet with quite a few laughs. Seriously, this just got funnier and funnier as it went on.

I'm a Scientologist? Wow, that's news to me. I'm guessing your reading comprehension skills need some work if you're making that conclusion based on my past comments. And why do you keep coming here to respond? No one on this site believes you or your batshit ideas and you're not winning any converts to your cause.…

Look, I'm sorry your boyfriend killed himself, but blaming his wife and a grand conspiracy isn't going to bring him back. Hey, I'll help out out a bit - who has benefited more from Cobain's death, Courtney Love or Dave Grohl? Why aren't you investigating him and Pat Smear?

Hell, just look at the Fenders from most of the 80s and 90s - the ones made in Japan had a better build quality than even the ones from America.

"…the hacky Sgt. Pepper’s knockoff Their Satanic Majesties Request."
You know what, I unabashedly fucking love that album and have never understood the contempt it receives.

Counterpoint: the Nazi party was elected into power.

Yeah, it really does come across as Paula Deen in Martha Stewart's legal predicament.

Hey, I grew up next door in Fairview Heights and I'm not too shabby, dammit!

Yet you maintain that he's part of a conspiracy to murder a depressed, suicidal junkie despite not having any motive. Gotta admit the logic in that!

As opposed to the middle-of-the-road gullible, ignorant asshole.

If you knew who Dylan Carlson is, you'd know he's doing okay for himself with a successful and critically adored band. He has no need of money from Love and no reason to keep his mouth shut.

Yep, 11 years would make a HUGE difference in the medical examiners' interpretation of a toxicology report. Wait, what?