Is it really that hard to believe that a long-time heroin addict had a high tolerance?

Why would my bubble explode? What the fuck do Kurt Cobain and Courtney Love have to do with my life? If it turned out that she really did it, I can't imagine reacting any more strongly than "Wow, that's fucked up," and then proceed with the rest of my day unencumbered by distressing thoughts.

No, it doesn't necessarily look like foul play. I grew up in a funeral home and I've seen it happen. It comes from the family trying to hide the cause of death out of shame, and it's usually done in haste and doesn't hold up to the slightest bit of examination.

Yep, we tend to not be a bunch of nut job conspiracy theorists around here. Tragic.

"I'm just trying to look at it from a pathology point of view."
Are you a medical examiner or forensic pathologist? No? Then stop pretending like you have a real grasp on these things.

Could you imagine if it came from corneliusx16? Twice as much comment!!!

And it also shows what a sham the premise the show is based on, having established professional musicians appearing as "amateurs."

Yeah, I've told people about how good that album is, but only after an hour long preamble of "Okay, I know that guy is a batshit insane monster…"

Aw, there's the trusty ol' "tbh" I missed so much. I'll go ahead and assume that whenever you don't use it you aren't being honest. Sorry you have so much trouble distinguishing things that are pretty obvious. Continuous moral outrage makes literalists out of us all.

Maybe you need to realize you're on a website full of snark that started life as an offshoot of a satirical newspaper.

I have enough perspective to realize that maybe not every post that someone writes on the AV Club is 100% serious.

Ha! I was wondering if you'd be able to reply without throwing in a "tbh."

Of course you are. Where else are you going to hang out all day to feel sanctimonious and superior, and to type like a brain damaged millennial?

Don't let the door hit you on the way out!

Th problem with Snakes On A Plane is that at some point the producers thought that people were laughing with them instead of at them. That's when the studio-led hype began. Before that it was just people on the internet laughing at the nadir Hollywood had reached with absolutely no one planning to actually see the…

Shut up, Iris!

Also, Mike, Kevin, and Bill are already doing pretty well for themselves at Rifftrax, which they (or at least Mike) completely control. And since Jim screwed them over when they originally started up The Film Crew, I'm doubting they'd be wanting to get into bed with him any time soon.

In what world is Robert Kirkman overqualified to write a Transformers movie? Is there a parallel dimension where he's not the writer of the clunkiest dialogue ever put down on a comic page?

(I also love the whole "I'm not a MRA but I'll proceed to use every one of their talking points" responses that you fedora-wearing losers always leave)

Sounds like someone's neckbeard needs a trim.