You know, as someone who grew up listening to his father, the legendary Jack Buck, doing the Cardinals play by play, I will never get enough bashing of that shameful disgrace of a human being.

This is the second thing today that's made me miss Phil Hartman.

It's quite obvious that The AV Club isn't the place for you. You used "lol" for fuck's sake.It's okay, Disqus brings in people like you all the time. We're used to it.

It's only confusing for those with zero imagination and no appreciation for ambiguity. Not everyone needs to have everything explained to death.

No, it really wouldn't.

I truly thought he was from Biloxi. My apologies (even though the difference between the two is minuscule).

And from Mississippi.

Pumaman! He flies like a moron!

I'm assuming you're not one of the Diet Amish Mennonites - you know, like Amish in every way except they can drive cars that are grey and don't have hubcaps. Because those Illinois Mennonites have accents, though I'd be hard pressed to identify it out of a crowd.

You mean Carl gets half of his head blown off at the end of one issue and is magically pretty much okay in the next.

Stay pink, soft and oily!

Since when has anyone read or listened to any quest info in an MMO?

Are you Rob Liefeld?

He showed up on my Facebook feed in a story about some updates he gave on the movie he's making about The Room. As far as Franco projects go, this is one I'm cautiously optimistic about.

In Joy Division, Ian Curtis wrote all the lyrics, Bernard wrote all the music. Actually, all the lyrics were pre-written, Ian would just try out different ones to see which would fit with the music. Totally agree about New Order being a survivor's reaction, though.

I was stuck on the final puzzle all night. There does't seem to be a consistent way to end it. Grrrrr.

Ooooh, 801! Greatest supergroup of all time!

PUMAMAN!

The AV Club turned into Great Job, Internet! so gradually, I didn't even notice.

It's also the one that basically started the "lame one-liners" characterization of Freddy.