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Funny enough, that's how my dad's first marriage ended.

Uhhhh, was that Can's "Vitamin C" on the soundtrack in the beginning?

I got a COMMUNITY notification for this?

You seen that movie what's called Prey-dayter?

I'm thinking of starting a RepostedDisqusComments account.

I don't know, it seemed a little more like Cannibal Ferox than Cannibal Holocaust to me.

My grandfather's stories about the camp he liberated were horrific. The way he described it, he and the rest of the men were just shocked and sickened into numbness. Bodies were stacked like cordwood to the roofs of buildings, piles were left waiting for the ovens, which were still smoking. When they tried to feed the

I'd say Gamera 3 is probably the greatest kaiju film since the original Godzilla. The whole trilogy is great, but goddamn that one is amazing.

The trivia/goofs sections for that movie are hilarious.

There are some odd, borderline pathological Riffrax haters out there. Mostly they stick to the comment section of Satellite News, but this guy seems to have found his way here.

If anything, I sometimes think that Rifftrax continues a meaner vibe that the show had after Joel, Frank, and Trace had all left. I know that Mike was always the head writer, but those guys seemed to have an affection for the movies that were riffed that wasn't shared by the rest of the cast/writers. Still, I love all

Mario Bava + Ennio Morricone? Hell yes it's good!

Yeah, in Shogun Assassin the narration and the soundtrack turn it into a new experience, far more dream-like, as the review states.
ETA that while they do cut much of the plots of the originals, they construct a new one pretty well. In many ways it's almost a new story.

They are both great. No one should see one at the expense of skipping the other.

What the fuck do you mean by "we"? You guys need to go back to IGN or wherever you crawled out from.

"The guys at Qumran with an early Christian sect? Real…"
No. The Essenes (or whoever made up the community at Qumran) were definitely not Christian. Not even close. The Dead Sea Scrolls have absolutely nothing to do with Christianity.

No, he's best known for almost banging Jennifer Connelly in Career Opportunities when she still had some amazing curves.
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Hello sir, can you spare a moment of your time? I'd like to share with you the good news of our lord and savior, Peter Gabriel.

You must have been watching a different movie if you think it shied away from Chris Bell's troubles.