See, those opening deaths are why I never made it through the first season. After years of being asked if I watched the show whenever I mentioned that I grew up in a funeral home, I finally decided to check it out. The first couple of Rube Goldberg deaths were amusing, but it got old fast. The fact is, 99.98% of…

Funny, I had a theory that liberating a concentration camp and seeing the atrocities first-hand was what drove my grandfather to drink himself to death. He should have picked up a movie camera.

Funny, I had a theory that liberating a concentration camp and seeing the atrocities first-hand was what drove my grandfather to drink himself to death. He should have picked up a movie camera.

I'd like to see more of her in the sense that she should eat a goddamn sandwich every once in a while. Oh how I miss Curvy Jennifer Connelly.

I'd like to see more of her in the sense that she should eat a goddamn sandwich every once in a while. Oh how I miss Curvy Jennifer Connelly.

Harmon is gone. The Russo brothers are gone. Dino Stamatopoulos is gone. Chris McKenna is gone. Do you really think the remaining writers are going to have much of a voice now that they're working for the showrunners of Just Shoot Me?

Harmon is gone. The Russo brothers are gone. Dino Stamatopoulos is gone. Chris McKenna is gone. Do you really think the remaining writers are going to have much of a voice now that they're working for the showrunners of Just Shoot Me?

I'm sure they'd like to get 100 out of it if they could, but I think the chances of them hitting that number are slim. Either way, moving to it Fridays where it's out of the way and lower ratings don't matter as much will at least help get a full 22 episode season out of it.

I'm sure they'd like to get 100 out of it if they could, but I think the chances of them hitting that number are slim. Either way, moving to it Fridays where it's out of the way and lower ratings don't matter as much will at least help get a full 22 episode season out of it.

NBC and Sony are basically putting it on life support until it hits 88 episodes when they can harvest it's organs for a syndication package. When you're on life support, you don't need a brain anymore, machines can do all the work for you.

NBC and Sony are basically putting it on life support until it hits 88 episodes when they can harvest it's organs for a syndication package. When you're on life support, you don't need a brain anymore, machines can do all the work for you.

Except for the fact that, you know, Harmon (and his artistic vision or whatever) is what made it a clever and extremely self-aware sitcom.

Except for the fact that, you know, Harmon (and his artistic vision or whatever) is what made it a clever and extremely self-aware sitcom.

Actually, that's pretty close to what happened when they had Dave Navarro on the show, just replace "Chris" with "Dave." Not surprisingly, that was the only time I found him even remotely tolerable.

So it's my childhood AND my man-childhood.

I enjoyed the remake much more than I thought I would, but I didn't like how they zombie-fied the titular crazies. In the original it's a lot harder to tell who is infected an who isn't (and the craziness doesn't always manifest as homicidal rage), and that's pretty key to the points the film is trying to make.

What did you expect? They only choose likable, photogenic people to be contestants!

What, are they trying to outdo Luck?

He also wants to be an anglepoise lamp.

Have you ever actually read the Kama Sutra? Boring as hell. I've read IKEA instructions that were more erotic.