I'll see it if someone Lenzi me the money.

That movie taught me that Metallica is the Betty Draper of metal.

Now he's going to go and stab Woz to death.

Yeah, I'm surprised that possibility wasn't mentioned in the review. The look on her face wasn't what you'd expect from someone who heard their tumor was benign. Then again, this is January Jones' acting we're talking about…

I would have rather seen a picture of Maria Bello. The fedora is optional.

Guess what? Industrial jobs in America are no cakewalk either. Sure, things in China are harsher, but it's tough, dangerous work no matter where you are.

I was aware you were being sardonic. I was also aware that the point you were trying to make doesn't hold up.

If Sedaris was making up stories about Macy's using underage employees and poisoning and maiming it's workers, all while presenting it as a call to action instead of a humorous anecdote, you might have a point.

The reason for juvenile delinquency in Hannibal is Hannibal itself. Once you step away from all the Mark Twain tourist stuff, that town gets real ugly real quick.

How are you going to know who to call???

Kirkman's one skill is in setting up scenarios. Granted, he always pisses it down his leg, but at least the initial setups are interesting. Or at least interesting enough for me to catch up on the comic every three or four months.

Yep. Rick doesn't have a character arc, he has a hamster wheel.

The Dosemaster General: There is a hand-chopping scene if you keep reading. Not that I'm encouraging you to do so.

Yeah, you have to let a lot of things go. With no ear protection on anyone, the conversation when everyone regrouped at on the highway should have been - Rick: "What? What? I can't hear you! Say that again! WHAT? FUCK I'VE GONE DEAF" Herschel: "What did you say? Christ, all I can hear is ringing!"

Maybe if Lone Star lasted more that 2 episodes we would have seen a plague of the undead?

For fuck's sake, don't tell me this site is devolving into a place where "Not News!" comments are commonplace. Go back to Kotaku.

It was about falling in love with sparkly vampires.

Egg?

Again, as a Mississippi resident, I'm inclined to agree with this statement.

Let's not forget the noble sacrifice of Jimmy, who gave his life to ensure that Carl and the Hat would not have to jump, like, a whole 7 or 8 feet. Jimmy, we salute you.