Heretic!

Absolutely.

No baked goods, please. They make me great with heartburn.

I don't think anyone involved with the site is looking for validation from the game enthusiast crowd, because guess what? This isn't a gaming site. Christ, did you even bother to see how much room this site devotes to game coverage? It's barely an afterthought. We come here to talk about Alison Brie's boobs, bitch…

Well now it all makes sense…

Hey, I'm not the one signing up for an account on a website I've never visited in my life just to whine about a video game review.
Did you spill Mountain Dew all over your neckbeard when you saw the 50 on Metacritic?

"…the writing is terrible in your article and it makes no sense."
Oh, the irony…

Yet another post that is perfect when read with the Comic Book Guy's voice.

And I'm "jus' sayin'" that all of this is hilarious.

Just curious, how long did it take for you to come up with "D3ADP0OL"? And how many permutations of leet speak did you try before you found one that wasn't taken? And why, after all that time, didn't you stop to think, "Hey, this is really unoriginal and I'm wasting my life"?

"…or this community will withdraw you from the industry that you get paid."
Wow. This may be the funniest line yet.

The Bluray also has the Boba Fett segment of the Holiday Special in it's entirety. Never thought any of it would officially see the light of day.

If you came here to figure out if you should buy a game, much less a game that you already seem to have a fully formed opinion about, boy did you come to the wrong place.

I haven't seen one of Hartley's films in many years but I really liked them a lot, especially Trust. But I have a nagging feeling that it may be because I was a pretentious twat and not because they were great films. I'm too scared to revisit them to find out.

Arrg. Wrong thread.

Sure, for $60 you're entitled to a good game. I'd definitely agree with that, although "good" is ridiculously subjective. I mean, I think Deadly Premonitions is "good" in that it's very enjoyable, but boy, is that game broken. Why you seem to think every that reviewer needs to agree with you that it's a good game for…

And you seem to think that you're entitled to have every critic agree with your metric and not to expect something that you personally don't value.
Stick to your sycophantic echo chambers and continue to be confused as to why everyone considers game journalism and gamer culture to be jokes.

He's not intentionally trolling, but the impotent nerd rage he has inspired in all of you is keeping all of us vey amused.

Lou Reed punching Jason Schwartzman? I'm cashing in my stocks and becoming the first investor.

They're the anti-Morley. In fact, the autistic boy is a figment of Tarantino's imagination.