You may not be Superman, but you are a definitive fanboy. Kudos!

Your presence is urgently required back at Kotaku, fanboy.

The Green Lantern liked your mom.

Wow, 345+ Reasonable Discussions and yet not one mention of Frank Darabont's original draft…

I don't know, replace "CGI" with "green-screen" and you pretty much have the same situation with the first two sequels. Granted, those were better at incorporating it into practical effects, but they were still a long way off from Raiders.

I don't even remember John Hurt being in the movie. That's how much I've blocked it from my memory.

You can definitely add the remake of Halloween to that list. That one should be up front and center.

I'm trying really hard to think of any post-70s Jess Franco movie that was actually watchable. Nope, I got nothing.
It gets especially bad near the end of his life when he was just re-editing and repackaging shot-on-video films with his wife.

Yeah, but Heroes had one good season before it went to shit. Walking Dead had one good episode.

It was discussed above. I believe the conclusion was "wizard shot him."

That's not exactly original, though. I mean, unless you're filming a zombie movie on a Hi-8 camera with your college buds, the zombies are never the real threat. It's the other people around you and the collapse of society. Romero 101. The problem is that the show just isn't competent in pulling it off.

That would be completely fine except for the fact that the writers apparently have no idea how to write dialog for living humans.

Well, they've also stuck with the unbearable dialogue and repetitive plotting!

I was thinking about that when Andrea was attacked. You'd think that in weeks or months since the outbreak she would have killed a few zombies in order to survive this long, but her reaction is to scream, cry, and flail around on the ground.

Just wait. In the comic book is any indication, most of them will be gone eventually.

But they don't like crucifixes because that's what the Catholics use since they pray to idols, and everyone knows the Pope is the Antichrist.
Seriously, why the hell was that in a Baptist church?

I know, I thought the same thing. And I also knew as soon as I saw it that at least one character was going to have a crisis of faith type moment, complete with plenty of shots of bloody Jesus.

Jobs touched your no-no when you were a little boy, didn't he? It's okay, you can tell us.

You know what? If you don't like it, go build your own. It's what Jobs and Woz did.

Yes. But only because of the TARDIS.