Pfft. As if I'm going to leave my basement.

Actually, they sold the fruit production subsidiary off in the early 90s. Sales had been poor for a while. Everyone said they were overpriced.

Don't you have a drum circle on the quad you need to get to?

Well he DID die for your sins, you ingrate.

Good to hear. Now go build a Linux box like a real man!

Having taken parental tech-support phone calls at midnight, I see absolutely nothing wrong with that.

And what are you writing this message on? A locally-grown, fair trade computer?

And those fanboys should constantly be surrounded 10-to-1 by Mountain Dew swilling, neck beard growing, Gates-blowing, anti-Apple  trolls.

And unemployed people can't afford ammunition.

He may not be Japanese or Korean, but they brought John Woo over here and look how well that turned out…

And the fact that Tudyk's not batshit insane like Cook probably doesn't hurt.

All I know is that when I was delivering the mail around the building I wasn't allowed anywhere near the always-closed door to the Archbishop's office. Even his secretary's desk was a good 20 feet away from it.

Nope.
Cool Story Bro Time:
I temped in the mailroom of the Chicago Archdiocese for a while. There were crazy letters and packages that came in daily, addressed to the Beast Of The Apocalypse and whatnot. One woman, just another mailroom grunt, had to take these letters and packages into a back room, lock the door, and…

I'm getting chills. How the hell do you guys know my Aunt Mary?

School Police Chief Lisa Walter Needs Braces.

It's like my dad once said about his time in Vietnam: "It doesn't matter if it's a 12 year old kid. If he's shooting at you, you shoot back."
I never really asked for an elaboration.

It was a wanna-be Troma movie for people who have never heard of Troma.

Well yeah, admittedly he's no Hugh Hopper but he had a rather significant role in the sound of a genre-defining band. You don't have to be a technical virtuoso for that. Still, even in the world of post-punk, Barry Adamson could run circles around him…

"You mean the movie lied?"

Also, the show has great ratings, which automatically makes it above reproach. Everyone is just jealous of its success.