I really really hate to have to correct you, Motherfucking Shore Patrol, but Kyl's from my great state of Arizona. I wish, more than you can imagine, that he was Texas' problem. He and McCain are horrifying.

My ears are burning, for some reason.

"I watched it once in hopes that Diedrich Bader would be involved with something that didn't completely suck for the first time since Office Space (and arguably The Drew Carey Show). I don't know why, but i like the guy."

I finally got around to watching The Honeymoon Killers*, and holy shit it was amazing. I really didn't expect it to be as blunt, or as bleak, as it is. That scene where she's leading the kid into the basement . . . damn. Good stuff.

The Green Slime: Too little time spent with the Green Slime, too much time spent on the human characters' boring love triangle. As if any sane woman would choose that orange horse-faced guy over Richard Jaeckel.

YES! My immediate thought upon reading that headline was "Wow, this really opens up a door for Charlie Sheen." Seriously, he and FOX News are perfect for each other.

Haven't a clue, but you should try your luck on Kindertrauma. They have a "Name That Trauma" feature devoted to precisely this sort of vague memory, and they're generally pretty successful at identifying the movies in question. I provided the answer to somebody's NTT, and it was pretty much the high point of my 2010.

Yeah, dying is the best possible outcome for Sheen at this point. Consider the alternatives:

PG? Really?
For me, Len Lesser was always his creepy character in "Blood and Lace," a 70s horror film that made up for its relative lack of explicit gore with a major dose of sleaze. I could never separate Vic Tayback from his character in that film, either. That made both Seinfeld and Alice odd shows for me.

Ironically, it's Belial Beiber who does the actual singing, while Justin lip-syncs. Maybe Belial can get his own career someday. Hell, if Susan Boyle can do it . . .

"Anybody who fucked Kurt Cobain is fine by me."

"You know, if they had actually called it "Izzo and Rizzo" I might have watched it. Especially if it had starred Rizzo the Rat (as the sexy, but socially awkward coroner.)"

whataworkout, I WISH country music were almost entirely avoidable. In my city, it seems like half the businesses play that shit on the store systems. I've never heard "My Humps" in its entirety, but to my eternal rage, I've heard "Honky Tonk fuck it I can't even type that shit" several times.

No, that's definitely not a viable option. Thanks anyway.

No pictures of Arch Hall Jr. allowed on this site ever again. Ewwwww.

This whole business has got me thinking of that song about the Christmas shoes and now I have to kill you all.

I actually like their cover of "Buzz Buzz Buzz" better than the Hollywood Flames' original. I feel vaguely ashamed to admit that, but there it is.

That book is now a permanent fixture at the thrift stores in my town. Even half-off-all-books day couldn't induce me to buy it.

I think America just proved that caring about ANYONE is not on its agenda. Caring is for Commie pinko elitists. Try demonizing gays or brown people; that gets results.

"Or a Saw/Groundhog day crossover. Watching andie McDowell get sliced day afte day after day. Sweet."