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YES! She barely registers as a person. But the female characters overall have been pretty weak - when you think about it, all the major female characters so far have been either dead/dying or evil.

It's not a horrible show, but the lead actor is so bland and terrible at registering anything but blankness that it really brings down the whole affair. That said, since it's the guys behind Angel, I'm hoping they'll get a better ensemble in place. (Oh, and burn down that stupid fucking trailer, the one where all the

I've always been partial to the Jason Segal-imagined ending, wherein Ted goes to look out the window after finishing his story and the whole earth is actually burning in post-apocalyptic chaos. Then, he turns and tells his children goodbye.

"I didn't really do Model U.N. in high school…oh wait, I SUPER did."

I've been checking Amazon every few weeks (I'm almost through Book 1), and it doesn't seem like there's any plan to release it for the Christmas season like I was really hoping they would.

A show that combines the voiceovers and plotlines from Dexter and Sex and the City. And yes, Dexter brings his Apple laptop to the kill room. SEXTER AND THE CITY.

People should find better role models for marriage, like Pee Wee Herman and the fruit salad.

Justin Bieber or GTFO.

"Certain values and vows she holds sacred" may also reference how much she despises Two and A Half Men.

We're in a golden age here, femmes. Pick stilettos accordingly.

In a month or so, we'll spot the fedora sucking dick in an alley somewhere.

It's his mourning goatee. Guys, he may never get through biology this season (thanks for nothing, NBC!).

Genius character actor. What role can't this guy crush?

And when she quickly bloats, we have the toxic cocktail that is Chelsea Handler's new show to absorb the rest.

Who doesn't love the alliteration of "Whitney Wednesdays"?

There's no such thing as a free Caesar salad and even if there was Community might still find a second life on cable…

NBC, you're the AT&T of networks!

Is it just me, or is she KILLING IT in this trailer? (Woody Harrelson's wig…not so much.)

I watched the documentary Herb and Dorothy, about our greatest blue-collar art collectors in America, the Vogels. While I enjoyed the film and seeing their amazing collection of over 5,000 pieces, the Vogels are perhaps not the ideal couple for a compelling documentary. They're shy and very reticent to talk about

I saw this film and read "Into Thin Air" in the same year. There's no fucking way you'll ever get me near anything vaguely icy and mountainous now.