I was trying to figure out all the male all-stars in that routine — Will, Fik-shun, Robert…but who were the other two?

Yeah, I was wondering about the floor, too. Both of them looked a little unsteady at one or two points and I figured it wasn't the ability of the dancers as much as having to do pointe work on that slippy floor.

Am I alone in feeling bored by the sameyness of all the contemporary routines (minus Sonja's, which was definitely my favorite of the night)? To me, it's starting to feel like a parody of itself - the sad/introspective hipster music, the terrible relationship explored, some cathartic jump or lift, the forlorn reaching…

Sincere question: What's doing incredibly well besides SNFootball and The Voice?

Maybe she's in character. But whowouldathunk, a WOMAN SPY?!

Why is Carrie Russell dressed like she's from a future apocalypse?

You know what I would love? If they made the sitcom at the beginning of New in Town for real. http://www.youtube.com/watc… But game show, writer, Martin Short, I'll take it.

Yep. This is how people act when they can't bear to take responsibility for what they've done. I have some sort of feeling that this self-loathing might take him to dark places, like becoming closer to his evil co-worker.

It's a gem, this show. One thing I think that Oliver pointed out last week that's very true is the new normal of having celebrities on the judging panel vs. choreographers. To me, it seems like an obvious way to boost ratings. Because it results in more fan-friendly critiques (Carly Rae Jepsen, ha), it might make the…

To be honest, I think Carlos' only fault was being a trained contemporary dancer - he would never provide the "growth" arc as a dancer that Jade does.

Co-sign re: Mariah. Watched some of her videos on YouTube. She is SO good and just pure fun to watch. I was bummed she was featured so little during Vegas.

Schmidt bought Nick a cookie because he was just thinking about him. That is the topper, my friend.

They've been alluding to that from the very first introduction, as far as I can tell. Kore was positioned behind Tiberius as they watched Crassus fight the slave, in a protective posture, and has always been very protective of Tiberius in general. She pleads on his behalf with Crassus quite a lot. In fact, her coming…

Hard to watch episode, in a series of often hard to watch episodes. But very thought provoking and worth it, especially in light of America's weird, not-so-realistic relationship with violence. The Fabia stuff was brutal and heartbreaking, as it should be. This show doesn't get the praise/recognition it deserves for…

Hello, handsome!

Hello, handsome!

::Cries, then laughs hysterically, as women do:: A+!!!! 

I just diamond creamed myself.

That Norm McDonald episode really is off the charts.

Ed Hardy t-shirt?