Stylistically, beautiful. Great action sequences. Good extended mythology. Any enthusiasm I had waned as the characters in the film began talking more. The more talking that happened, the less powerful the concepts in the film became. I just remember it feeling very talky, without any of the big payoffs of the…

"This next song is about my love of hardcore, barely legal pornography"…whoops, wrong Neil joke.

Give that man a miniature American flag pin and buy him a cold one!

If I'm understanding Jack Donaghy right, 40 is the new 30 for men. 40 is still 50 for women.

I think you mean his/her gender.

It's ok, Batman. TREAT YO SELF.

"Good Night Hollywood Blvd." Perfect last song on an album.

Look, I won't lie. I like Whiskeytown, Heartbreaker and Gold better than much of his new stuff. On some of the newer albums, I tend to feel like I wading through a lot of music. Maybe it's me, but there's something wearying about that. I know Adams hates people telling him what to put on his records, and I get that,…

More zombie Playboy Bunnies too. Because nothing's scarier (or more empowered) than Bunnies.

My thought was that they brought Sheriff Shannon into Sixers territory way too early. Imagine the potential of an arc later in the season where he's kidnapped and has to live with the Sixers for several episodes and is conflicted when he sees that they're good people too!

But they made such a cute couple!

So E.T. > Rooney Mara?

He better watch out when the whistling begins.

No footloose for me.

Note: I'm watching you all in the eye of the tiger.

Because why not?

Hush, you. Don't give them any ideas.

I wish it was "Man Up," but I'll wager on one of the many "fairy tales are real" crime shows coming up.

I want Amy Sedaris' sitcom "Monkey Business," where she has a retarded son and a deaf husband and every episode begins with a phone ringing off the hook. Oh, and she's some sort of Martha Stewart-like hospitality guru.

NBC, get on that Gertrude Stein stein. I WANT.