For me, even better than the crying Batman was Ben "Bento Box" Wyatt with acupuncture needles in his face. "This is the most stressed out I've ever been in my life."  Can't stop laughing.

I'd never seen it, but a lot of people around here seemed to like it, so I tuned in to the season premiere. The first scene was that scene in the hotel with the shrimp. SOLD.

I like Revenge, but mostly because I like saying, "Time for Reveeeeeeeeenge!"

It was totally an actor's choice to go that straight.

What are you talking about, she totally crushed her teleprompter jokes at the Oscars!

What's your damage, Heather?

Her?

You know we're laughing at you?

Obviously, this blue part here is the land.

But which SMG is coming from inside the apartment?!

I've been waiting for the day when I could exact justice via hot dogs. Time to go out and make a name for myself!

Bored now.

Friends…on the Internet?!

The Girl With the Dragon Breath. (Deduced from a close reading of text.)

Don't Trust the Obamas in Apartment 23. 

How could you not trust a vagina? That title idea is clearly ridiculous.

And do forget her clothing line! She has! (The website indicates it was last updated for Spring 2008).

America: It or Leave It!

Fairer? That sounds like socialist talk.

Odds on the eventual commercial for this film using "1901" or "Lisztomania"?