I submit that Que Dices was and is a good song.

Misdirection? Check.
Tired swipe at Conan? Check.
Equating Jon Stewart fans with the "elite", and thereby begging the question? Check.

You're like a petulant fucking child, Lobsters. If your whiny ass wasn't making strawman arguments and other assorted logical errors on offtopic posts on EVERY FUCKING ARTICLE maybe I wouldn't comment.

Is Lobsters playing the victim? Get the fuck out of here, I am shocked.

Well, to be fair to these apochryphal anti-Christian media lords, you are both an asshole and a moron. Excuse me: Asshole and a Moron. (cf. "consistantly")

Yeah, it's impossible to have a conversation these days without being called an "antisemiticist", whatever the fuck that is.

"[C]omedy guru Patton Oswalt"? Oddly effusive praise, especially considering the banality of the pull quote "it was as if a switch had been flipped."

Lutz
No comments on Lutz's extended dance over the end credits?! Man, that was fucking killing me.

It's quintessentially hipster to say that you were into a musical act "before they were cool." Argument invalidated.

Even while backpedaling from an untenable position I would expect a better Kennedy snipe than that.

You sure did show us the error of our ways with your strawman argument, Lobsters! You're so edgy and smart, you should write a blog! You could call it: "Contrarian or Insufferable Twat?" But, we already know the answer to that, don't we? And you're so Victorian with capitalizing the Qualities!

Haha! You sure are right, Lobsters! The only time we've seen hide or manufactured campaign appearance hair of the Palin brood was a brief wave and smile at the campaign! I don't even know their names, or that Todd is managing a "Do not allow on premises" list for security during Palin's book tour, or that they're…

I heart Cave Commentor

*successful

Every white person thinks they can write a screenplay.

Chimpanzees are mean motherfuckers when they get out of adolescence. Did you see that one that ripped that woman's face off? That shit was bananas (sorry).

A lot of hate for this one
Minus the obvious playing up of the 3D angle, I thought it looked pretty promising.

Hypertension? Get out.
A problem exacerbated by his size. Dude is not svelte.

For the record, I'm a fan. "RIDING MY NUTS LIKE A HELICOPTER TOUR" is one of the funniest things I've ever read.

TW for Snowman and the unregistered really hate ZMF. I expect much hand wringing.