I don't know, the previews seem pretty smug and self-referential.

Suckaaaa! I'm drunk right now and it's Wednesday.

People need dramatic examples to shake them out of apathy and Adam West can't do that as Adam West. As a man he's flesh and blood, he can be ignored, he can be destroyed, but as a symbol Adam West can be incorruptible, Adam West can be everlasting.

I would make a joke about it but, like Vincent Gallo, I hate anything colored brown.

So are there doom-prophesying foxes in this movie or not, b/c the lack thereof could be a deal breaker?

I guess you're watching "The Iron Giant" again this weekend.

Get back into your white ghetto, fool.

I assume they're going to use the "technology" from Altered Beast to bring her back.

They're both disgraces. I tried to get this song on the complaint line for my work and you wouldn't believe how much they wanted for the rights! What could be better than calling a multi-national company to complain and hearing "We're so sorry….Uncle Albert…"

I don't know. A lot of his recent posts having anything to do with politics, celebrities, and wacko christian fundie orgs are starting to sound a lot like Wonkette's posters. Not that that's a bad thing.

Whoa, whoa, whoa. There's still plenty of meat on that financial bone. Now, you
take this home, throw it in a pot, add some broth, a potato, under-capitalized mortgages, student loan derivatives. Baby, you've got a stew going

Indiana Jones and the Fifth of Whiskey He Downs after Learning He Inexplicably has a Jewish Son  

@avclub-410987637793620466d1b0732bd7ed6d:disqus You can watch Spartacus for that. Plenty of BJ dialogue and at least one line every episode is about cocks being inserted/removed from asses.

"Vagina, amirite?"

Don't kill my shadow baby! It's got my elegant cheekbones!

On the plus side, I like to think that the episode spelling out that the characters' behavior was essentially sociopathic gave the Always Sunny in Philadelphia guys the idea to make a sitcom where they didn't even attempt to hide the characters' sociopathic (and in Dennis's case psychopathic) behavior.

That's actually Efron's secret in the movie, only it's "Efron's character went into a rage and single-handedly wiped out the Iraqi family which had just waved hi to his friend. He then used the his
machine gun and grenades to destroy several other nearby homes."

I believe this is a new one, as I can't remember anyone interesting dying the past few weeks.

Who will be next in the current celebrity death trifecta? I vote for Gwyneth Paltrow.

"The ideal candidate will also be a copyediting machine"