At least he'll still be able to enjoy the one-dimensional character she plays.

It's set in a bleak dystopian future where Rick Santorum served two terms as president, so she's doing a 12 year stint in the prison for using birth control.

Fun Fact: In Saudi Arabia these mothers would be executed by stoning, and the male spectators would have their eyes removed.

You could probably get an idea of how these mothers think if you go huff model airplane glue in the closet for a half hour.

I'm shocked, shocked I tell you, that a movie whose title replaces letters with punctuation marks would be shit.

Apocalypo was pretty ridiculous, but as an action film it was definitely better than the vast majority of action movies made since, both in terms of story and direction. Plus, you can interpret the end of film with the arrival of the Spanish (and Catholicism!) as the brutal Aztecs passing on the torch of absurd…

It's a short trip for David Faustino who can often be found sleeping in a dumpster behind the theater.

"Aren't proactive and paradigm just buzz words that stupid people use to sound smart?"
"…"
"I'm fired, aren't I?"
"Oh yes, the rest of you writers get to work."

I was always in awe of the Neo Geo and its $200 a pop games at Toys R Us, wondering what lucky kid was so rich that they had thousands of dollars to spend on games.

@avclub-04d524031f29c89d78cae864bd6f0de7:disqus , they did release the original Wizards and Warriors which was a great game. Of course they also released Wizards and Warriors 2 which was not a great game but did have Fabio on the cover.

It was just called Jaws and consisted of killing sting rays, collecting seashells, and shooting bolts at the shark that apparently did no damage whatsoever no matter how many hundreds of times he was hit.

She was cross-eyed? I guess I was too mesmerized by her bizarrely shaped breasts to notice.

He's showing his disgust of Obama completely ignoring the Founding Father's intentions in the Constitution, namely, that Obama insists that he's a full person instead of 3/5 of a person as the Founders intended.

Go tacky up Hell you mean. That's where he is right now.

While the end suicide was fantastic, Cartman's TV selling was pretty great too. Other than It's Always Sunny, where are you going to have someone talk about the taste of old lady dick?

He kinda looks insane there. If you see someone smiling like that and brandishing a pistol, that's the signal to run.

Or at least a gritty reboot of the porn series, "The League of Extraordinarily Well-hung Gentlemen."

I believe the Titanic actually hit a giant head of iceberg lettuce.

Unfortunately, Moses is a gun nut, leaves one of his many pieces lying around, and is tragically killed by a four y/o who finds the gun and is playing with it before he gets to the chosen land (i.e. a barren wasteland).

The real Kirk Cameron and his buddies are trying to get that up to 100% in hopes that God will then stop by to bring it all the way back down to 0%.