In "Barabbas" by Par Lagerkvist, resurrected Lazarus has a brief scene where he's basically a zombie, still rotting after Jesus resurrects him and and essentially comatose from the unmitigated horror of being dead and brought back to life.

A Womb of One's Own

The previews definitely made it look like a Sci-fi channel caliber movie except with less of a budget and lower quality writing and acting.

I really loved Carice van Houten in that movie Black Book. The scene where she dyed her pubes blonde from black was just heart-wrenching.

"Increasingly horrible deformities." Now that sounds like a great romantic comedy! Especially if directed by David Lynch and if it describes the progression of what her dates look like, ending with one that looks like a talking aborted coelacanth with a vaguely human face. It practically writes itself!

Well, at least it's not Miranda July.

Fun Fact: Were Teddy Roosevelt alive today, he would hunt human beings like animals in a special game preserve in Africa that caters to the ultra wealthy.

Kinda like making a show with lots of vampires but making it about the cardboard characters, hicks running dog fighting rings, and swamp people selling meth.

"Lord. You can imagine where it goes from here."

It didn't bother me this morning, but checking out the website as the day went on made me feel sicker and sicker every time I saw it.

Fuck Jake Lloyd. He doesn't have any feelings. I hope he dies of a brain infection brought about by untreated syphilis and burns in hell for all eternity.

And she already has the body of a person living in a bleak dystopia on a starvation level diet

I think the real question is, is Dafoe's dick crushed by his wife with a giant grindstone in this movie or not?

Rutger Hauer in FETUS WITH A SHOTGUN.

The Stephanie Meyer quote was probably put there by her publisher with Collins having neither knowledge or input on the decision. Though she probably does now, I'm sure when she signed the contract with Scholastic for the trilogy she had no where near enough clout to get a cover consultation clause.

I find the people that are cuntish enough to bother defriending, are also the ones stupid enough that they'll simply forget and try to friend you in a few months.

Well the TSA is made up of scumbags. A federal judge was telling me he sends a TSA employee to prison every couple years for stealing from bags. Considering the judge is one of over 30 in this judicial district, imagine how many TSA employees around the country are actually using their position to take anything they…

I was excited when I first read that line as "former rodeo clown," then I read it correctly and was markedly less excited.

Pfffshaw! That's like telling Rick Santorum if you don't like gay people so much, stop constantly downloading gay porn and having sex with rent-boys at every motel your campaign spends the night at.

BadaBingCrosby, they're barely able to operate a car, I doubt they'd get very far in a boat.