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That RV was clearly possessed by a malevolent demon, a la the car in Christine.

I've never watched Talking Dead, but every time I see Chris Hardwick in the previews I think how much better the show would be with Charlie Day hosting the show in full "Charlie" character.

"Rick, that uppity colored chauffeur has been stealing my cans of wax beans."

I was just happy to see someone had figured out that using a 3' sword to kill zombies was smarter than using a 6" knife to do so.

The difference is that your retarded 3-year old nephew would have realized it was shit.

They're why we can't have nice things, Raymond.

It's been a while since high school, but I'm not seeing the whole gay African-Americans are the most popular kids in school being any more feasible than Tatum passing himself off as a teenager.

Bah! You're just like your mother. You can't take a punch.

"So the group learned how to function as gunslingers, and eventually the world was rescued by, oh, let's say…Moe.

Maybe he pronounces it in a mellow, Shee-yit, kinda way.

The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants. Sexy, sexy patriots and tyrants.
~ Thomas Jefferson

It's pretty obvious that they're all Sex Pistols fans. The whole church is nothing but a 2 decade anarchist performance art piece.

'Tis a fine barn, English, but 'tis no pool.

He's not a concern troll. He's the actual villain of the show, trying to murder them all. He blatantly left the black woman in the CDC to die without a comment, he allowed his RV to "break down" on a zombie infested highway, he's constantly been trying to get other characters to attempt to kill Shane in hopes it will

Now on the flip-side!!!

High five!!!

Yeah, you're right, only  3 or 4 of the places he's playing at are casinos, b/c why would he play there when he has the Hard Rock Cafe booked…oh wait that's a casino too.

Bitch Hunter, if I had to guess, I would guess that at least Ringo Starr is in a casino in someplace like Reno, NV or Tupelo, MS covering Neil Diamond even as I type this.

Only if you take some of these The Walls off of my hands.

Thomas just wants his clerks to know that he got where he is today through his own uncompromising independence and will and not b/c, you know, the guy he replaced on the Supreme Court was also black, which was totally just a coincidence.