That's one of my favorite pieces ever written in McSweeney's, well, that and "Thanks for the Intervention."

At major award shows? Are you suggesting I should go to the office bathroom right now and wash off my hilarious Monday morning blackface?

Dale has not done a single useful thing on the show other than protect his broken-down RV and get people killed by refusing to get rid of the RV. For god's sake, he attempted to hide all of their weapons in a swamp miles from where they were staying!

Too bad it wasn't Lori's head…or Andrea's…or Dale's…or Herschel's…or Maggie's…or shaved head woman's…or suicide girl…

Especially prone to infection since that was Shane's ass wiping hand.

Trying to spread your commie censorship, eh? Not in America, pal.

I like video games and have a BA, MA, and JD. My fee is $450 an hour or we can do it on a contingent fee basis where I get 60% of all future civil action judgments and settlements and arbitration awards decided in favor of the The Onion, Inc. When do I start?

Nice try Kim Jong Un, but North Koreans need not apply.

Danielle Steele was very happy to learn that great sales makes great literature.

Don't worry. Reginald Veljohnson is back on the comment beat and staying in character.

Where's Fox's outrage over Kirk Cameron's movies and their damning message to our children that it's okay for child actors not to turn to hard drugs and prostitution in adulthood and die in a seedy San Fernando valley motel when rough sex with a john goes bad?

I've never heard of the show, but based on your comment it sounds fantastic.

Me too, especially since when I walk past a hipster on the street I too generally yell  “We fought Hitler for that?"

And to think, people laughed and called you a fool when you registered this user name! Well, who's laughing now? Not me.

You do in fact see them, and they are in fact spectacular.

The main guy in Borgia is about the worst miscasting I've ever watched…and I've seen Much Ado About Nothing with Keanu Reeves multiple times.

"Should I accept money to show my breasts in a Uwe Boll film? No, it would be too great a shame for my family. I shall stay as simple prostitute, giving Cleveland steamers to Russian plutocrats for American dollars."

Death is truly a wonderful marketing technique.

Yes, b/c god is the IKEA of creator deities.

So…that Krysten Ritter…she maybe getting naked in the movie?